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My review of Callisto Protocol (spoilers)
3 years ago
To say I was disappointed in this game, after seeing how awesome it looked in the trailers, is an understatement
This game is one of the few games to earn the honour of making me stop playing after about half an hour
To call this game “the next dead space” as some people have is an absolute insult to the Dead Space franchise
Why I hated it:
The story is boring. It’s a bare bones take on the sci if horror genre and it jsut did not engage me, the characters are forgettable cutouts and bored me to death
Even the the villains are beyond boring
The camera makes me feel sick
The blurring when it looks about is enough to make your hurl, even when jsut walking
The walking is delayed too
The controls and combat are absolute horseshit
To dodge, you have to move the joystick left or right when an enemy attacks
Only one thing
IT DOENST WORK PROPERLY
The blocking barely defends you and have the time, you don’t get out of the way enough to dodge so you take damage anyways.
And if your in a confined space, god help you cause the blocking won’t work at all
And if an enemy hits you, in one stroke it can take off more than half your health, even on the easier difficult
The enemies aren’t threatening at all
Even the jump scares didn’t really make me jump
In short
The game is a waste of money
Do not buy it
This game is one of the few games to earn the honour of making me stop playing after about half an hour
To call this game “the next dead space” as some people have is an absolute insult to the Dead Space franchise
Why I hated it:
The story is boring. It’s a bare bones take on the sci if horror genre and it jsut did not engage me, the characters are forgettable cutouts and bored me to death
Even the the villains are beyond boring
The camera makes me feel sick
The blurring when it looks about is enough to make your hurl, even when jsut walking
The walking is delayed too
The controls and combat are absolute horseshit
To dodge, you have to move the joystick left or right when an enemy attacks
Only one thing
IT DOENST WORK PROPERLY
The blocking barely defends you and have the time, you don’t get out of the way enough to dodge so you take damage anyways.
And if your in a confined space, god help you cause the blocking won’t work at all
And if an enemy hits you, in one stroke it can take off more than half your health, even on the easier difficult
The enemies aren’t threatening at all
Even the jump scares didn’t really make me jump
In short
The game is a waste of money
Do not buy it
