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Fuck April Fools.
2 years ago
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My least favorite day of the whole year.
It's the day I find out just how many people I know are idiots, assholes, or both.
So stuff your "FA sucks I'm leaving" journals. It's bad enough knowing I'm going to hear a thousand people yell "This is a robbery! Just kidding! April Fools! Hey, hey, where's your sense of humor?!" at me at work today -- I don't need anyone piling on top of it.
There, I've said it. Now play me off Silly Hat Committee!
It's the day I find out just how many people I know are idiots, assholes, or both.
So stuff your "FA sucks I'm leaving" journals. It's bad enough knowing I'm going to hear a thousand people yell "This is a robbery! Just kidding! April Fools! Hey, hey, where's your sense of humor?!" at me at work today -- I don't need anyone piling on top of it.
There, I've said it. Now play me off Silly Hat Committee!
Like at work today, I reached out a box towards a coworker to grab, and then leaned it away doing an over the top 'Ohh you got april fools'd oh im so clever ohhhhh' before giving it to them.
Word of advice: If you think you've got the best April Fools' prank ever: Stop. You don't. And the more certain you are of that, the more likely it's already been done a hundred thousand times today.
Like those damn quitting journals... Every freakin' year there's thousands of them...