The Annual Easter Rant
2 years ago
It's that time of year again~
Yup, it's Blackstripe's "you don't understand Easter" rant! And to make sure there's no confusion, the 'you' in that is directed specifically at Abrahamic religions that celebrate Easter.
First up, lets start with the Name!!! EASTER. Come on "Christians" tell me, what does Easter mean? The word. Where did it come from? What relevance does that word have to anything Christian? I'll wait.
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A BIG FAT FUCKING NOTHING. That's right. Easter is derived from Eostra or Ostara, a PAGAN goddess of fertility! It has absolutely NOTHING to do with Christ, Christianity, or anything related. Not a single fucking thing.
Next, lets look at the Symbols! Bunnies, Eggs, Chocolate! So, again, "Christians" tell me, what do those symbols have to do with Christianity?
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Again, A BIG FAT FUCKING NOTHING. There are sites out there claiming with some pure mental-gymnastics that it's about 'christ's rebirth', but for fucks sake... NO. Every Symbol for Easter is about ONE FUCKING THING. Fertility. FUCKING. BREEDING.
Noticing a trend here?
Christianity is a culture of THIEVES, or rather, a THIEF OF CULTURE. It rapes and pillages concepts and symbols and holidays from the people it's conquered and perverts them to suit it's own narrative as a means of indoctrinating the new people it's trying to absorb.
So, Christians...
If your faith lied to you about Easter, one of it's biggest holidays... Think about it... What else have they lied to you about in order to get you to follow like good little cattle?
The answer... So much. So so so much...
So much that you don't even have a religion left when you take out all the parts that Christianity STOLE.
Yup, it's Blackstripe's "you don't understand Easter" rant! And to make sure there's no confusion, the 'you' in that is directed specifically at Abrahamic religions that celebrate Easter.
First up, lets start with the Name!!! EASTER. Come on "Christians" tell me, what does Easter mean? The word. Where did it come from? What relevance does that word have to anything Christian? I'll wait.
...
...
...
A BIG FAT FUCKING NOTHING. That's right. Easter is derived from Eostra or Ostara, a PAGAN goddess of fertility! It has absolutely NOTHING to do with Christ, Christianity, or anything related. Not a single fucking thing.
Next, lets look at the Symbols! Bunnies, Eggs, Chocolate! So, again, "Christians" tell me, what do those symbols have to do with Christianity?
...
Again, A BIG FAT FUCKING NOTHING. There are sites out there claiming with some pure mental-gymnastics that it's about 'christ's rebirth', but for fucks sake... NO. Every Symbol for Easter is about ONE FUCKING THING. Fertility. FUCKING. BREEDING.
Noticing a trend here?
Christianity is a culture of THIEVES, or rather, a THIEF OF CULTURE. It rapes and pillages concepts and symbols and holidays from the people it's conquered and perverts them to suit it's own narrative as a means of indoctrinating the new people it's trying to absorb.
So, Christians...
If your faith lied to you about Easter, one of it's biggest holidays... Think about it... What else have they lied to you about in order to get you to follow like good little cattle?
The answer... So much. So so so much...
So much that you don't even have a religion left when you take out all the parts that Christianity STOLE.

Cortana the arctic foxtaur
~chakatavocado
Something never quite seemed to add up about this holiday.