Attn: Hollywood
16 years ago
Having an all-star cast won't help you if your entire movie is nothing but a setup to make Ewan McGregor say "I don't understand this Jedi stuff."
Things actually need to...you know...happen.
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God, what a boring movie.
Things actually need to...you know...happen.
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God, what a boring movie.
I tend to avoid movies with big names anymore. Usually just flashy with no real content.
I'm only betting the same for Fantastic Mr. Fox. I WANT to like it, but...I don't think I'll be able to.
All-star cast, yay! ...Terribly awkward book for plot, embarrassing dialogue and undesirable 'trademarks'? Boo, boo, a thousand times boo.
"We Spent All Our Money On Actors, So We Sent Them On A Walk"
or
"Ewan McGregor Makes An In-Joke Star Wars Reference No One Will Be Awake For"
Wait, I'm sorry. Simple movie titles are this decade's fad. Let me rename them.
"Cha-Ching!"
or
"George Lucas Strikes Back. Again."
I guess it comes with knowing the kind of people who actually did that research back in the day.