my puter broke. itll be a sec before i have a replacement. in the meantime, "enjoy" """this"""

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01. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
surprise drug dealer

02. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
if i did that i'd never have a vehicle

03. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
loud farter

04. Do you take compliments well?
if you've ever been nice to me FUCK!!!!! YOU!!!!!

05. Do you play Sudoku?
sorry ive never seen Ted Lasso

06. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
nah i'd just roll over and let the lichen/animals/sasquatches return me to the earth

07. What song are you listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ

08. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
sometimes i slept on the floor for the novelty of it (the more things change lmao) and i count that bc it was about as fun as camping i bet

09. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights©™® which i speedrun in private for fun these days (it is private bc i suck ass)

10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
sure, its irrelevant. if im layin pipe in you there aint shit you can tell your god that'll surprise him

11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
what is this a fuckin vore rp discord server

12. Use three words to describe yourself.
dumb, ass, dumbass (doubles as my pronouns)

13. Do any songs make you cry?
stupid answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkQW5xr9iGc
serious answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFLaUL8NG9Y

14. Are you continuing your education?
i'm looking into veterinary options. im gonna fuckimgn piss mg pants

15. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
yes and all i can think about is how fucking loud guns are. ugh yeah im anti-gun (for misophonia reasons)

16. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you'd grab?
my ass

17. How often do you read books?
all my favorite books (shitty but earnest mlp fanfics) are on my conputer so im always readering :)

18. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
i think about the end of them all <3

19. What is your favorite children's book?
Kama Sutra

20. What color are your eyes?
that kinda blue where if my eyes aren't half lidded i look like im gonna kill you. and im a sad, impotently-aggressive white boy, so i prolly would

21. How tall are you?
sh-shut up

22. Where is your dream house located?
in the middle of our street

23. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
no bc im not the quirked-up 13 year old female protagonist of a Disney Channel Original Series from 2002

24. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
too long. im crying now btw

25. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
from my warm bed which rules and is awesome to the curbside garbage can which is out where it blows and it sucks

26. Do you like mustard?
no but i do like mustard

27. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
i prefer getting my beauty sleep/practicing for when i'm dead tbh :/

28. Do you look like your mom or dad?
i come by my ugliness honestly

29. How long does it take you in the shower?
how long does it take me to WHAT in the shower

30. Can you do the splits?
not unless i decide i hate my balls all of a sudden

31. What movie do you want to see right now?
well i had a lotta fun the first time i watched Pink Flamingos.......

32. What did you do for New Year's?
got drunk and cried beeyotch!!!!!

33. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
no but it was good anyway

34. Do you own a camera phone?
wait when the fuck was this meme first written

35. Was your mom a cheerleader?
wait when the fuck was this meme first written

36. What's the last letter of your middle name?
man this is THE weirdest phishing scheme ive ever seen

37. How many hours of sleep do you get at night?
https://i.imgflip.com/1pln6k.jpg?a473400

38. Do you like care bears?
i liked em alright as a kid. stan grumpy

39. What do you buy at the movies?
a ticket. lol i still got it

40. Do you know how to play poker?
no, not at all. and ive somehow stumbled my way into winning a coupla games before

41. Do you wear your seatbelt?
no and that's why im writing this from 6 feet under

42. What do you wear to sleep?
just boxers ;) and my sleep mask B;) to cover my right eye's twitching B)

43. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
nah its super boring out here like all we've had are a few murders and a coupla house fires uuggghhh

44. How many meals do you eat a day?
usually like 2, which is 2 too many imho

45. Do you like funny or serious people better?
motherfucker if you ever tell me a fuckin joke im gonna bite ya in yer genitals

46. Ever been to L.A.?
yes D':

47. Did you eat a cookie today?
no i had a buncha fuckin cupcakes lol yeah try and flex on me again

48. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
my personal fave is "drecksfotze"!!

49. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
nice try mr. fbi

50. Do you hate chocolate?
this shit has me so tilted, like how dare you accuse me of that

51. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
how little we fight with each other (erm talk about awkwardsauce!)

52. Are you a gullible person?
no but im gonna be a dead person after i kms for writing that last answer

53. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
i better hope not!

54. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
coffin reviewer

55. Are you easy to get along with?
go fuck yourself

56. What is your favorite time of day?
when its not day anymore

57. Are you Easy to fall in love with?
ask the surprise drug dealer