Why must you catch my interest like this  ysrnty

LEGEND.
(+++) WANT.
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?

Anal on Males (+) - For those times when the mouth...just isn't cutting it.

Transformation (~) - Thank you, meme, now I can't get Transformers sex out of my mind.

Yaoi (M/M) GAY SEX. (+) - Usually goes hand-in-hand with the first fetish.

Girly Boys (+) - It has its draws, when done right.

Subbing/Doming (+) - If it involves the word "master" at any point, you can go ahead and throw in one or two more '+'s.

Tentacles (+++) - Never a spot they can't reach, even that pesky scratch on your back.

Spooge (~) - first, it usually means that the sex is just ending, and second, if I need lubrication that badly, I'll just use lube.

Bondage (-) - I forsee rope-burn.

Oviposition (~) - Egg laying, hmm? Depends, depends.

Cross-dressing (+) - Why plus? because I picture Jack in drag and laugh.

Oral (++) - Throw in a long, almost prehensile tongue, and you've got yourself another '+'.

Orgy (+) - Half the fun is when, at some point in time, you think to yourself "I have no idea who I'm fucking right now, and I really don't care".

Muscle, Male (+) - Well toned body, yes. So many muscles I can't see your face, no.

Lactation (++) - extra '+' added for calcium. Strong bones!

Incest (++) - I can see the appeal, indeed, indeed.

Partial Nudity (+++) - I've seen this done VERY well a number of times. Hell yes.

Anal on Females (~) - But you've got such a lovely vagina a few inches higher...

Clothing (++) - Tank top + hot pants. fffffff

Leather (+) - Also tight clothing, and I've seen it done very well, heh.

Stockings (~) - turn that into a '+' if she's got long toe-nails/claws. Gotta protect mah legs, afterall.

Muscle, Female (+) - Same as for males.

Herm (+++) - Ohhh, the possibilities...

Macro/Micro (+) - Size play? damn straight.

Impregnation (~) - Having sex with a pregnant person? Possibly. Getting them pregnant?... isn't that just regular 'ol sex?

Paw (~) - My logic? I've had my cat punch me in the face, and received no sexual pleasure from it.

Bi (+) - Can be done right, but sometimes leaves a feeling of "missing something".

Mind Control (--) - Look, if you want to ride my red rocket, just ask, for pete's sake.

Uniform (+) - *insert joker-esk laugh*

Solo Masturbation (~) - For female, '+' if I can watch, for male '-', as it makes one feel quite lonely 3=

Tech (+) - Those machines may be able to hit all the right spots, but gods damn are you gonna be sore in the morning.

Sadism (---) - I don't want to hurt anyone...

Hyper (+) - I dunno, I just think it'd be kinda fun to ride something that'll eventually go "FHOOM" like a geyser. '+' added for humour purposes.

She-males (+) - There is potential in something with both breasts and dingling.

Sinking (~) - "In what" would be my question here.

Body Paint (++) - I don't know why, but some that I've seen have REALLY added to the persons overall look. Maybe its that "wild" look it gives.

Plants (++) - Mmmm, monstergirls...

Mud/Quicksand etc (--) - There are certain places I'd really rather not get sand stuck up, and I'm sure the feeling is mutual between genders.

Anal Vore (---) - "Yeah baby, reverse-shit me like there's no tommorow"?

Rape (---) - I much prefer consensual acts between the two. Make it a '~' if its done by a flammie.

Watersports (~) - Add a '+' if its clean (aka, where they'll most certainly be no mess, ie. shower.)

Masochism (---) - ...Lets just have some nice, casual sex....so please put down the whip....slowly....

Multiple body parts (+) - Depends on the body part, depends on where its sprouting. Either way, it still gets '+' for making me think "I heard he had, like, 30 goddamn dicks."

Zoophilia (++) - Would have gotten 3 '+'s, if not for the lack of opposable thumbs.

Breasts (+++) - Be they big or small, I love 'em all.

Breast Expansion (+) - Sure, why not. Just keep it reasonable, I don't need to be drowning in a sea of boob.

Hetero (M/F) (+++) - You stay classy, San Diego.

Biting (+) - Yes, but not too hard.

Inflation (~) - Doesn't seem like it'd be terribly pleasurable for the one being inflated. Unless they had some substantial pleasure/square inch ratio increase or something...

Pregnancy (+) - Seeing a loving couple together...the female slightly rotund from the cub...the love they share...priceless.

Yuri (F/F) (+) - Sounds hot. Add another two '+'s if i can join.

Fat/Pudge (+) - Just a little bit. I've seen it done right, and it can be hot.

Cock Vore (---) - "That's not quite what I had in mind when you said 'giving head'".

Standard Soft Vore (+) - Add another two '+'s if the one being eaten remains alive and intact, or better yet, can just stay in that warm, moist mouth.

Weight Gain (--) - "Oh hotness, I can actually SEE your cholesterol rising! *fap fap*"

Tails (++) - Yes, yes, and yes again.

Cub (~) - if it's just to give them lots of fuzzy huggles, '+++', if its to try and sex them '---'

Baby/Diaper (--) - I don't want to be reminded during sex of the thing that's keeping everyone up at ungodly hours.

Standard Hard Vore (---) - Because I'm sure that having your body slowly dissolved into a paste feels fucking fantastic.

Scat (---) - I am not a toilet.

Gore/guro (---) - Then again, I can't deny the hotness of spleen on spleen action.

Snuff (---) - Seeing the look on your partners face as they climax? Fantastic. Seeing the look on their face as you, the one they trusted, snuff the life out of them? I don't even want to picture it.

Skunk spray (--) - I may see an appeal to the smell of skunk spray, but like any other "perfume" its not needed during sex. Except maybe deodorant, depending on circumstances.

Asphyxiation (---) - Hold your breath, and don't let it out until you come. Tell me how things turn out for you.

Shoe/Boots (-) - Though the phrase "boot sex" makes me laugh, I can't get the horrifying image of high-heels to the nuts out of my head...eeeyeah.....

Suit and Tie (-) - They really only get in the way.

Soul Vore (-) - And I jizzed, on, your soul. What?

Butch Girls (++) - Only because I define "butch girls" the same as "tomboys", and tomboys can be freakin' hot.

Cheesecake (+++) - The last time I had cheesecake, it was this strawberry topped one, and it was practically freaking orgasmic with every slice. Oh, and girls are nice too, I supose.

Glasses (++) - Hot librarian, anybody?

Electricity (+++) - When you know how to use it well, it's one of the best things you can add >3 (see -> jolteon.)

Wet-look (+++) - Oh yes, not only wet look, but having a little fun in the water...wonderful.

Unbirth (--) - I assume that if you were to suggest this to any rational female, their response would be "It was hard enough to push the fucker out, it's sure as hell NOT going back in!"

Latex/Rubber (++) - Pink rubber. I has links. Oh yes.



mmm, sex and stuff.