leap day snuck up on me, and i thought waiting until april would take too long for my yapping mouth, so im declaring everyone march fooled!!!!

the craftersshaft submissions you know and love have been lovingly bundled with dvd extras, including commentary, deleted scenes and games!! thanks to patent-pending wizard technology*, these works of art work dual-purpose on tough stains and odors!** grab one today, before they're back into the oh-god-i-hope-this-isnt-breaking-any-rule vault!

_{*no patents will ever be filed, this is a joke. **performance may vary based on printer or comedic intent. this event doesnt seem to break any rules but please let me know if i need to stop doing it}