Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

To start with, the Eagles have terrible song titles for this thing. So I had to pick songs that were close, and a lot of them are actually based on lyrics as much as the title. Sorry to be confusing. >.<

If it doesn't seem to make sense, look up the song and check the lyrics. It'll probably make a difference.

• Pick your Artist:
Eagles

• Are you a male or female?
Desperado

• Describe yourself:
Learn To Be Still

• How do you feel:
What Do I Do With My Heart

• Describe where you currently live:
Hotel California

• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Center of the Universe

• Your favorite form of transportation:
The Long Run

• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Please Come Home for Christmas

• Your best friend is:
Wasted Time

• You and your best friends are:
Life in the Fast Lane

• What's the weather like:
No More Cloudy Days

• Favorite moment:
Peaceful Easy Feeling

• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Out of Control

• What is life to you:
Most of Us Are Sad

• Your last relationship:
Best of My Love

• Your fear:
Victim of Love

• What is the best advice you have to give:
You Are Not Alone

• Thought for the Day:
What Do I Do With My Heart

• How I would like to die:
Take It To the Limit

• My soul's condition:
Already Gone

• Most Faithful Companion:
Saturday Night

• My motto:
Falling Down the Stairs