I caught this meme from  naira

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Re-post as "my life according to (band name)"

• Pick your Artist:
Red Hot Chili Peppers

• Are you a male or female?
If You Have To Ask

• Describe yourself:
The Power Of Equality

• How do you feel:
The Righteous And The Wicked

• Describe where you currently live:
This Is The Place

• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
On Mercury

• Your favorite form of transportation:
Road Trippin'

• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Nevermind

• Your best friend is:
My Lovely Man

• You and your best friends are:
One Big Mob

• What's the weather like:
They're Red Hot

• Favorite moment:
Blood Sugar Sex Magik

• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Parallel Universe

• What is life to you:
Mellowship Slinky In B Major

• Your last relationship:
Lovin' And Touchin'

• Your fear:
Tearjerker

• What is the best advice you have to give:
Throw Away Your Television

• Thought for the Day:
Midnight

• How I would like to die:
Falling Into Grace

• My soul's condition:
Transending

• Most Faithful Companion:
Soul To Squeeze

• My motto:
Right On Time


Wow, there were so many possibilities. There were a lot of answers that would have been funny but I tried to stay as true as possible rather than going for cheap laughs.