Usually I dread when April 1st comes, not only because it's another reminder I'm not as young as I used to be, but there's always the chance someone would stress me out with a prank. Scrappy wanted to treat me since he won a couple grand off a scratch off ticket and we were originally going to a Dave and Busters to eat and play all day but an accident on the bridge over there put a damper on our plans. Luckily he had a plan B. He told me that as long as it's within city limits, didn't involve adopting another animal, and was under $1,000 he'd cover the cost.

Bet he wasn't expecting me to get a new addition to my gun collection.

Got a brand new folding carbine chambered in 9mm, red dot sight and 100 rounds of ultralight ammo to top off the 3 magazines that were included in it. Everything just came under $800. I'm looking forward to trying it out next week at the range. I think Skrappy was more surprised that my computer cost twice as much as a gun. Then again we saw several .22 semi automatic pistols for under $250 and thought that was rare to see.

Afterwards went to see Death of a Unicorn.


A nice comedy/horror film where most of the people that get killed really deserved it. I liked how the monster in the film look like a Xenomorphed horse. Really liked it, kinda on the level as Cocain Bear.

Another year gone by, just hoping I can hang on to see another one.
Edit: I just found out Val Kilmer died on my birthday. That'll put a damper on things. So long Iceman.