Hey everyone,
I never thought I’d have to make a post like this. Honestly, this isn’t easy for me. But I believe in transparency with my followers, and you deserve to know the truth.

As of today, I am no longer 33.

I understand if you feel hurt, confused, or even betrayed by this news. I want to be clear: this was not an easy decision. I’ve tried everything—from forbidden rituals to questionable energy drinks—but the passage of time has proven, once again, to be unavoidable.

I know I said I was “eternally 33 in spirit” during a prior commission. That wasn’t a lie. It was just… aspirational.

Some of you have followed me since I was 18, and I see you. Your support means the world, even when I vanish for six months and come back with a totally different sona species.

Please understand: the person you knew as a 33-year-old may be gone, but a new era begins. Version 34 may have more back pain and slightly different snack preferences, but they remain committed to faving tenting loincloths and not responding to comments in a timely fashion.

Thank you for your understanding,
—Sean
🎂🦡 (this year’s sona is still loading…)

PS anticipate something later today thanks to   archkat