starts praying to sweet jeebus and sends u some nutella because at least everything tastes good with nutella

so right

i'd eat a whole chevrolet s-10 covered in nutella

nah mate gonna swap out that nutella with vegimite it's good for you.

fine, i'll eat that too.

I’m picturing Lara with a truck shaped stomach now.

Mmm, assphalt…

Are you gonna go with street tires, ATs, or mud tires?

Race tires would be the chewiest.

But only warmed ones, they're pretty stiff if you try and eat them cold.

Get them fresh off the track.

Starting your roaming biker chapter?

mmm...tasty

I used to chew the rubber tires from toy vehicles for some reason as a kid. So join the club. We got jackets, which don't fit any of our characters tits.

You're a goat, you're allowed to chew all the things, according to cartoons.

see, you get it.

As long as it ain't plastics, cher.

tire rubber makes up a significant amount of microplastics

oops, about that now-

yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum

Did you hear about the man who went into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm?

He said to the bartender, "A beer please, and one for the road!"

Hey good for you!

Burn/chew rubber, baby!

Don't go give yourself a tummy ache.

it's fine i'm made of like, rubber
a
nything glue sticks to my ass etc etc or whatever the aesops fables said

Ooho my gosh. Ehahah. ^^

LRV Tires are like a luxury dinner

just because goat CAN chew truck tires doesn't mean goat SHOULD chew truck tires!

get u some WAFFLE and maybe buttered bread? A Fine treat for a fine gote

That's not how you become rubber!

Can you shit me a tire fort?

I wanna make a "Filbus" joke, but that dude eats chairs and not tires to it doesn't make that much sense.

Bro just do what the florida men like I do we deep fry them, smother them in whipped cream, hot fudge, deep fry that and then eat them!

Try the LEGO ones.

i was JUST talking to my friend last night about how i used to stim on those

They are the perfect size!

Perfect chew toy!

y'know what

they actually have tire oral stim toys

i might actually get one deadass, like a fuckin rottweiler

That would be pretty cool.

I used a boxing mouthpiece as a night guard for a while.

Heh, if you're going to do that, get a bunch and wear it on a string at furry conventions, maybe you'll make a nostalgic revival with a furry twist, for the ecstasy soothers people used to wear at raves.

i needed a boxing mouthpiece for a while cos

i grind my teeth in my sleep and my molars feel achy waking up.

stop you? at this point i'd find a camera just to film this feat.

i tried liking your comment

this isn't twitter

X3

Weregoat strikes again.

Animorphing into a vehicle

soooooooooo..... ya becoming a truck driver?

i've thought about that unironically only cos i have 9-ish years experience driving and backing up trailers

huh, crazy. :O

How do you want it: unsweetened ketchup or Dijon Mustard?