Is the sword buying me dinner first?

No but the sword is very handsome

We might have to do a little necking at the top of the ferris wheel to get me warmed up at minimum.

Im curious, in what way?

In a yearning sort of the person I like uses this sword and so I’m going to use it in place of their dick

Yknow like a freak

Oooh, that sounds hot!

maybe? I mean, hard pillar shaped things are pretty normal to grind on or play with when ya get horny. Guess it depends on what the hilt looks like. Secondarily might be more willing to do it if i was a woman rather than a boy. Feels like a vagina might be more fun/comfortable, considering asses can be all picky with odd shapes or weird angles.

I probably answered this question far to seriously.

Ur alright its fun to see ur thought process

Imagine twerking becomes a sword fighting style.

I think this is just that anime called keijo where they butt battle

reminds me of mdzs... poor Bichen u v u)/

the reason i asked this was because i saw mydei sword frotting art but knew it was inspired by mdzs...idk kinda jealous of bichen tbh

Oh absolutely without a doubt lol would ride it 😂

HELL YEAH