The Dance of the Enchanted Meatloafs
3 months ago
Non sequiturs uttered by members of the What-A-Mess unit at Dic Studios, Burbank, 1995-
It wasn’t quite the Doctor Pepper World he thought it would be.
...there he was, cursing and throwing pizza in the gutter...
I think it’s funny, too... But it don’t look cute.
Dance of the Enchanted meatloafs.
I can’t vote or a man who looks like Frank Purdue.
Ivory Dishwashing Soap bottles filled with booze!
Sam Singer has a thing for drawing characters with tumors.
C’mon, you fuckin’ creep, get away from that xerox machine.
And now, in the guise of The Green Hornet... My mother.
It’s all about King George pissing blue urine when he goes out of his mind.
It looks like a bowl of crap with stuff on it.
Mickey Mouse burning catholics.
Can we get the food down our throats first before you start up with that crap?
I like the way he’s smiling... He’s got the eyes of a dead fish.
I’m as hungry as a blind lesbian in a fish market.
Disneyland for pillow biters.
I’m so happy. I’m so happy-happy-happy. I’m so happy... I’m so mentally ill...
I’m tryin’ to read Blue Beetle, so shut up!
He had about as much chance as a bottle of Thunderbird at a wino’s convention.
Why are you polishing a donut?
I was planting rutabagas and I buried it by accident.
Just another weasel story from Tinsel-Town.
Who do you think you are, Peter Pan? No, I’m Peter Potato, I can do anything I want!
Mister Papoo... A Galapagos turtle of a man... He gobbles up 30 hot dogs with chili, then he waddles out to the Jaguar and drives away...
...to eat a piece of enchanted meatloaf is to live a life of wonder!
It wasn’t quite the Doctor Pepper World he thought it would be.
...there he was, cursing and throwing pizza in the gutter...
I think it’s funny, too... But it don’t look cute.
Dance of the Enchanted meatloafs.
I can’t vote or a man who looks like Frank Purdue.
Ivory Dishwashing Soap bottles filled with booze!
Sam Singer has a thing for drawing characters with tumors.
C’mon, you fuckin’ creep, get away from that xerox machine.
And now, in the guise of The Green Hornet... My mother.
It’s all about King George pissing blue urine when he goes out of his mind.
It looks like a bowl of crap with stuff on it.
Mickey Mouse burning catholics.
Can we get the food down our throats first before you start up with that crap?
I like the way he’s smiling... He’s got the eyes of a dead fish.
I’m as hungry as a blind lesbian in a fish market.
Disneyland for pillow biters.
I’m so happy. I’m so happy-happy-happy. I’m so happy... I’m so mentally ill...
I’m tryin’ to read Blue Beetle, so shut up!
He had about as much chance as a bottle of Thunderbird at a wino’s convention.
Why are you polishing a donut?
I was planting rutabagas and I buried it by accident.
Just another weasel story from Tinsel-Town.
Who do you think you are, Peter Pan? No, I’m Peter Potato, I can do anything I want!
Mister Papoo... A Galapagos turtle of a man... He gobbles up 30 hot dogs with chili, then he waddles out to the Jaguar and drives away...
...to eat a piece of enchanted meatloaf is to live a life of wonder!
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The random comments of a room full of animators.
Slightly twisted magic and pure imagination without Willy Wonka anywhere in sight.
Always funny.
-Badger-
https://youtu.be/sdduPpnqre4?si=KuVVAeCGMr0ysK4o
Well... I thought it was clever and funny, and a great way to disgust lunch stealers.