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My Thoughts on FIXED, the Animated Horny Dog Movie
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You know what this movie’s going to be if you saw the trailer.
RATING: IT IS WHAT IT IS/10
I dunno y’all. It’s a movie about a dog that fucks too much. Then he finds out he’s gonna lose his balls. So his three dog pals take him out on a raunchy wild dog adventure through the city. And then the climax happens and the movie ends. So here’s a problem with this movie: that’s not the main plot. This is the main plot.
An overweight self-conscious dog, Bull, is in love with his rich bitch neighbor, Honey, but can’t confess his true feelings to her. Meanwhile, Honey is tired of her pompous life and realizes it’s not fun or glamorous for her at all. So Bull goes on a wacky, raunchy adventure through the city until he finally gets the courage to tell Honey how he feels and she gets the courage to tell him how she feels. This plot goes exactly the way you expect and ends exactly the way you expect.
Some of the jokes are funny, but they go on for too long to a point where they’re no longer funny. Rocco, voiced by Idris Elba, once again is the best part of anything he’s in. I like the fact that he’s essentially the main character’s wingman, his design looked brawny and smooth, and he had some of the funnier jokes in the film (his obsession with nipples, good lord XD) Fetch’s whole deal is that he tries to behave too much like a human influencer. He’s not super developed but eh, was a fun little quirk. Weirdly enough, the dog introduced eating cat shit, Lucky, has this surprisingly endearing subplot where he ends up involved in his own little romance with an intersex Doberman. Somehow I found that more interesting because he ends up confessing that he keeps trying to “chase this high” but no matter what he does, he isn’t satisfied. And then he finds out he may have some “internal” issues he needs to sort out. All the side characters as a whole had a bit more depth to them than Bull; kinda wished the movie was about them.
Animation looks very nice. I will give the movie that.
There’s an obnoxious douchebag dog who is a douchebag who makes fun of the other dogs who got neutered and wants to fuck Honey. Guess what happens to him.
Go on. Guess.
The biggest problem with this movie isn’t even how gross or obscene or sweary or raunchy it is. It’s just that some of the jokes go on for too long or you already know what the punchline is. The reason why this is irritating is because this movie could’ve spent more time trying to make its very basic romance plot a bit more compelling or could’ve shortened some of the jokes and made them funnier. We did not need an entire sequence that went on for over three minutes of Bull humping everything in his house; they got the point across when he spent thirty seconds just humping Nana’s leg. The peeing sequence in the dog pound did not need to be that long (if you saw the movie, you know). The meat of the movie when they go to the city to get wild and crazy doesn’t start until half an hour/halfway in.
There’s a scene in the film that made me feel a certain way that doesn’t involve the dogs or cats. I won’t say what it is or when it happens. You’ll know when you get there.
I’m not gonna tell you if you should watch this movie or not. You know better than I do if it’ll be something you’d like. Go see the trailer first, and if it puts you off, don’t watch it. If it doesn’t and you’re fine with that kind of nasty humor, check it out. I kinda wasn't expecting more from this movie, but films like Superbad and The 40-Year-Old Virgin have shown that you can have surprisingly deep themes mingled in amongst all the raunchy sex jokes that elevate the film.
Honestly I can’t even be mad at this movie. Genndy Tartakovsky has spent most of his career making all these super artsy, well-made, incredible animated features. He can afford to have that one film where he goes all out with depravity and not giving a fuck with how gross he is. Considering all of the stories I’ve written on this site that most of y’all know me for, not to mention the fact that I’ve self-published a trilogy of gay orc farting books in the public domain (amongst other books), there’s a part of me that respects Genndy Tartakovsky for making this film in the first place. And despite all of my issues, after sitting upon it and thinking about it for a while, I do understand what one of the themes was for this film overall:
Just because you don’t have testicles doesn’t mean you don’t have any balls.
Use them wisely.
RATING: IT IS WHAT IT IS/10
I dunno y’all. It’s a movie about a dog that fucks too much. Then he finds out he’s gonna lose his balls. So his three dog pals take him out on a raunchy wild dog adventure through the city. And then the climax happens and the movie ends. So here’s a problem with this movie: that’s not the main plot. This is the main plot.
An overweight self-conscious dog, Bull, is in love with his rich bitch neighbor, Honey, but can’t confess his true feelings to her. Meanwhile, Honey is tired of her pompous life and realizes it’s not fun or glamorous for her at all. So Bull goes on a wacky, raunchy adventure through the city until he finally gets the courage to tell Honey how he feels and she gets the courage to tell him how she feels. This plot goes exactly the way you expect and ends exactly the way you expect.
Some of the jokes are funny, but they go on for too long to a point where they’re no longer funny. Rocco, voiced by Idris Elba, once again is the best part of anything he’s in. I like the fact that he’s essentially the main character’s wingman, his design looked brawny and smooth, and he had some of the funnier jokes in the film (his obsession with nipples, good lord XD) Fetch’s whole deal is that he tries to behave too much like a human influencer. He’s not super developed but eh, was a fun little quirk. Weirdly enough, the dog introduced eating cat shit, Lucky, has this surprisingly endearing subplot where he ends up involved in his own little romance with an intersex Doberman. Somehow I found that more interesting because he ends up confessing that he keeps trying to “chase this high” but no matter what he does, he isn’t satisfied. And then he finds out he may have some “internal” issues he needs to sort out. All the side characters as a whole had a bit more depth to them than Bull; kinda wished the movie was about them.
Animation looks very nice. I will give the movie that.
There’s an obnoxious douchebag dog who is a douchebag who makes fun of the other dogs who got neutered and wants to fuck Honey. Guess what happens to him.
Go on. Guess.
The biggest problem with this movie isn’t even how gross or obscene or sweary or raunchy it is. It’s just that some of the jokes go on for too long or you already know what the punchline is. The reason why this is irritating is because this movie could’ve spent more time trying to make its very basic romance plot a bit more compelling or could’ve shortened some of the jokes and made them funnier. We did not need an entire sequence that went on for over three minutes of Bull humping everything in his house; they got the point across when he spent thirty seconds just humping Nana’s leg. The peeing sequence in the dog pound did not need to be that long (if you saw the movie, you know). The meat of the movie when they go to the city to get wild and crazy doesn’t start until half an hour/halfway in.
There’s a scene in the film that made me feel a certain way that doesn’t involve the dogs or cats. I won’t say what it is or when it happens. You’ll know when you get there.
I’m not gonna tell you if you should watch this movie or not. You know better than I do if it’ll be something you’d like. Go see the trailer first, and if it puts you off, don’t watch it. If it doesn’t and you’re fine with that kind of nasty humor, check it out. I kinda wasn't expecting more from this movie, but films like Superbad and The 40-Year-Old Virgin have shown that you can have surprisingly deep themes mingled in amongst all the raunchy sex jokes that elevate the film.
Honestly I can’t even be mad at this movie. Genndy Tartakovsky has spent most of his career making all these super artsy, well-made, incredible animated features. He can afford to have that one film where he goes all out with depravity and not giving a fuck with how gross he is. Considering all of the stories I’ve written on this site that most of y’all know me for, not to mention the fact that I’ve self-published a trilogy of gay orc farting books in the public domain (amongst other books), there’s a part of me that respects Genndy Tartakovsky for making this film in the first place. And despite all of my issues, after sitting upon it and thinking about it for a while, I do understand what one of the themes was for this film overall:
Just because you don’t have testicles doesn’t mean you don’t have any balls.
Use them wisely.
The spraying scene was pretty decent though, and accurate. A shame it was already spoiled in the trailer.