Hey. I didn't know where else to talk about this, so I'm just gonna do it here. Please listen to this. I'm so frustrated right now! I've been living in a very nice, but old house in Salem, Massachusetts, for a long time now, and I just recently got a housemate! His name is David. He's tall, Caucasian, muscular, and kinda handsome! He's a very popular streamer who hosts several charity streams! He's a great guy, but he's never really talked to me, or even acknowledged me. I've tried to start a conversation with him, but he's never responded, or anything! It stayed this way until one day. Started hearing noises, such as voices, and footsteps. I've tried to calm him down, but, as per usual, he doesn't acknowledge me, so comforting him is a no go. He stayed constantly nervous, and scared for weeks, until he decided to call a medium. Well, apparently everyone feels the same way about me, because the medium ALSO ignored me! WHY DOES EVERYONE IGNORE ME?!?!! The medium was a short, elderly Caucasian man with short hair, and glasses too big for his eyes. He also used a cain to get around from place to place. He slowly walked around the house, and he actually felt the presence of a spirit! A woman named Schuyler Monroe, who died from hanging in 1666. She was suspected to be a witch, and out of fear, they hung her! She means no harm to David, but part of David was still skeptical. He was afraid the woman was trying to trick the medium into thinking she was a spirit, and not a demon in disguise! David knew a lot about demons, and assumed that Schuyler was actually a demon known as a succubus. A female demon that can shapeshift, and worships Asmodeus: the demon associated with lust. The medium left, and David started praying to God that the medium was correct, almost brought to tears. This has been going on for 18 months now, and I'm so tired of David's obsession with this "demon!" Like, seriously! Where did this all come from? I've been here for over 3 centuries, and I haven't noticed a damn thing!