Other times I think of a magical burger joint / or cosmic shake shack, where the food for some reason makes your ass spontaneously triple in size. The bar stools are oversized specifically for this reason. Don't worry, it's temporary. You probably want to take your pants off first though. Pantsless Ass Bar.

And now I can't stop thinking about fucking a massive ass on a barstool. Maybe that happens around the corner of the cafe. There's a sign there that says, "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here." And the burgers on that side also make you horny. Or turn you into a cow.