The Presence Of Sex Offenders...
2 days ago
Implies the existence of Sex Defenders, which in a porn universe a sweet gig, potentially. It's your job to protect innocent men from getting preyed on by 50 year-old horse women. Of course, the Defenders themselves are ALSO young men, which just means they trade places with the other guy. BUT, you know, they're more grizzled and prepared for it. Especially considering the women will be mad and take their frustration out on your asshole.
Maybe there's room for a whole TCAP-type show, where they go to meet a mid-20s guy and end up fucking a later 20s guys. OH THE HORROR.
Maybe there's room for a whole TCAP-type show, where they go to meet a mid-20s guy and end up fucking a later 20s guys. OH THE HORROR.

Junkpaw
~junkpaw
>w>... *peers at title* PHRASING, Mick... Woof... I had a mini panic attack.


It was 100% necessary to phrase it this way.

Looks1e
~looks1e
You know he had to do it to you

sikfock666
~sikfock666
Gird your loins, lads...

WeissTheHedgehog
~weissthehedgehog
And now I'm imagining a porned up court of sex law where the judge is a 50 year old cow woman and the guards are really big rhino women. You have sex offenders on one side who advocate that young men should be drowned in GILF tits and sex defenders on the other side who advocate that young men should be free to choose. Every case ends in an orgy

Looks1e
~looks1e
Overwatch if it was based

latios4
~latios4
Clickbaited

earth53
~earth53
Okay, but seriously, given the tidal wave of censorship laws the fascists are trying to force through, we do need "Sex Defenders."


Unfortunately yeah.