I’ve never had any sexual relationship ever in my entire life I’ve never even had a girlfriend in my entire life. I’ve been single all my life and been trying to find a girl for a relationship but every attempt leads to some out of nowhere circumstances screwing me over and leaving me emotional trauma. Just wish I can find a gal without some random circumstance fucking me over.

And I think that's fine! I know in principle we want to be with someone that loves us, though the hardest part (imo) is loving oneself first. That said, keep up the good work. You'll eventually find someone that'll love your company!

5-ish times a month for me, cuz that's enough and we are getting a bit old for more. Sadly the flesh is weak. However, we realized, that masturbation is easier to do, so we take care of urges and only get together, when we both are in the mood. If my girl days get in the way, I help out my bf however I can that don't involve intercourse, but nakedness and touchy-feel-y is okay. We also have sex toys to keep us freaky and well-off. However, If work wasn't tiring us both and I had 24/7 free time, I'd most likely have sex once a day...well maybe 20+days a month. I am also flirty and lewd minded, so we always keep things on the slow burn.
Then there's days, when LIFE fucks us instead we each other...that's sadly more times then the sexual ones. That's the fate of the working class, I guess.

10+ years since last time. I miss the connection, being wanted and being intimate with a girl.

I see that I've been a little more lucky in my relationships than with others, but I don't want to brag about it.
The amount of sex depends on different nuances and may vary, as well as my partner's sexual cycles.
And it can be either 3 times a week or once every two weeks.
Otherwise, we have toys for both of them as well.

Ah yes, the toys are the true friends with benefits >:3c

Meanwhile furry fantasy is sex twice a day both at home and in office with excessive amounts of cum

You're asking an awful lot from people on a TMI Thursday, buddy!

Mmmmm not enough. Out of my 3 real relationships, only one wasn't an LDR (that being my first) and we did a couple times but that was 10 years ago. My second relationship WAS an LDR, and we didn't do anything for a LONG TIME due to circumstances (though eventually we worked out a few trips). Current relationship is a much closer LDR. But overall, maybe like... 8 times in 10 years total. We plan on closing that distance in the next few months.

Big spoon, btw. Mostly to hold her arms together and be her warden :3 Lmao.