Bro, why can't the things my dumbass rat brain could latch on to and put into my 'stuff I repeat to myself that may just be vocal stimming but my mind refuses to call it that' collection be normal?
Why couldn't I have 'LETS GO GAMBLING!!' and not 'Sorry, Lynda, but we're tanking faster than Katy Perry's relevancy.' or 'I cooked... Koala tacos.' or 'Zaid, you got a dump truck, so uh...'
I CAN'T SAY THIS SHIT NORMALLY AND HAVE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M REFERENCING!! ESPECIALLY OUT IN PUBLIC!! WHYYYYY!!!!