I hear you. I understand all of your concerns however, have you every asked yourself why there aren't more gorilla librarians? You ever see those libarary ladders people use to access books higher up? Well they need a pole to latch on to toward the top, and if you install them just right, they're perfect for a gorilla to hang off of. She could hang upside, by her feet, and still be access most of the books. Now the real question is, "Why is she dressed like a generic sexy pornstar librarian?" You know, with the lowcut top, short skirt, and sexy glasses? I don't know, but what I DO know is that with her amazing gorilla climbing abilities, she can reach places normal people can't access. More importantly, she can take you with her.

Or just give you a footjob under one of the tables. Gorilla feet are pretty good at that. Gotta keep quiet though.