I might just be horny/misremembering things, but I associate witches more with older, thicker women. Thick means heavy, and that means a normal broom ain't gonna cut it. I propose a business that sells Heavy Duty brooms for Heavy Duty women. Very useful for when the thickest donkey witch you've ever seen swoops you up and takes you to her spooky cabin in the forest. Comes with a plush saddle in several colors, speaker attachment with preset songs for settings the mood, and a vibration function!

Nasty Industries is not responsible for any damages incurred by using the vibration function mid-flight.