My cats often come to me to be fed, showered with affection, or groomed throughout any given day.
Grover has frequent eye boogers, which I clean when they occur.
One night in particular, I did it without thinking.
Forgetting that I had eaten a rather non-insignifcant amount of spicy buffalo wings earlier that evening.
I can now claim to know all of the feline words for "asshole" and "idiot."