I’ve felt that I haven’t wanted to see October end. It’s been particularly enjoyable. It rarely happens, but my pay period landed three times this month. And I’ve started Dracula 1979!

Two sailors tried to cast Dracula’s casket into the stormy seas, but the vampire lord’s clawed paw burst forth and ripped one of the men’s throat out. The other man fell overboard, all while the captain helplessly watched on. Then, Dracula transformed into what appears to be a very real wolf (it was 1979, maybe policies were more lax back then) and ripped the captain’s throat out (apparently this is the vampire’s go to move). The ship then crashes into some rocks by the shore, and that morning investigators find that the dead man was clutching the Rosary.