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a week ago
Three, two, one...
What would be spookier than dressing up as an ICE Agent tonight? I thought I could ask my mom if she would be an old Mexican lady that I’m kidnapping because she had an anchor baby 46 years ago. She’s been working and paying taxes for the state government for 26 years but fuck all that!
Or a vampire. A vampire is immortal and rich and feeds on the living.
Or a vampire. A vampire is immortal and rich and feeds on the living.
FuzNuff
~fuznuff
Vampire is overdone and ICE Agent is on the nose... Perhaps a vampiric ICE agent?
galenpepys
~galenpepys
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Oh my gosh, so it's a vampire but you can't sue them for breaking the law. And instead of turning into mist they turn into tear gas, horrifying :(
FuzNuff
~fuznuff
Now I'm thinking about the scene in Bee Movie where the mosquito is a lawyer and he says "I was already a bloodsucking parasite; all I needed was a briefcase".
