Just Me Talking About My Favorite Creature
a week ago
General
I feel like there are very few things in this world that bring my joy and comfort these days. One of these things is thinking about a certain creature that I loved having dreams and fantasies about, ever since I was a kid, maybe four or five years old, living in a small town in central Newfoundland. This creature goes by many different names like Bigfoot and Sasquatch, but I always like to refer to them as Yetis. But back then, I didn't know those terms, so I would've called those creatures "big monkeys" or "giant apes". I wouldn't consider them "hairy humans", unlike some media that portrays Bigfoot as such. As a matter of fact, I think they look more like a mix between an orangutan, a gorilla, and a chimpanzee but with some features of an early human ancestor. Personally, I think they're closely related to the orangutan or an extinct ape known as Gigantopithecus. They stand at around 6-8 feet tall. Their fur can be white, grey, red, black, silver, or any shade of brown. They are bipedal creatures, meaning that they could walk on two or four. They have a wide range of vocalizations that they make. Roaring, growling, hooting, screaming, bellowing, and even a burp-like noise, just to name a few. Some people think they're able to speak in a human language. They are omnivores, eating fish, meat, plants, nuts, leaves, fruits, berries, and insects. But the one thing about them that is very noticeable is their body odor. I descibe it as some kind of musky animal or wet dog kind of smell, or something that reminds me of a grizzly bear. They also like to fart or use their scent as a way to defend themselves or tell other animals to back off. These creatures are rarely seen or documented. Thousands of people have claimed to see them, including myself. There is very little or no scientific evidence of such a creature existing in this world, hence why some people would consider them interdimensional beings. In all honesty, I think they're experts at hiding. I'm sure they like to hide underground, inside caves, or under piles of leaves or snow. If they are seen by humans, I'm sure they would often be confused with bears. The existence of Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, the Abominable Snowman, or whatever you would like to call them, is often a subject of debate, but whether they are real or make believe doesn't really matter to me. I still love these creatures regardless or what people say about them.
Grover Grizzly Fat Round Bear
~grovergrizzly
Do you have a favorite aspect of yetis?
Crumbominable
~nixwerld
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There are a lot of things that I like about yetis, but if I had to choose one, then I guess it would be how big and chubby they are.
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