Isn't a Zoo-kini a kind of a squatch?

This one was hilariously absurd. XD

My momma actually saw bigfoot in Fairplay Colorado, and she says she was sitting in a bunch of bushes taking a leak by a huge Aspen tree. And she saw a 7 foot tall female Sasquatch sniffing the air 10 feet away from her to where my momma scrunched down further into the bush and didn't make a sound. The Sasquatch turned and walked into a clearing down a hill. My momma pulled up her panties and ran back to the cabin. She was more intrigued than she was scared but she was scared too. I believe my momma she always was camping at my grampas cabin ever since she was 2years old.

Watched it yesterday, laughed my tail off.

The old guy in the diner blathering about Sasquatch and demons cracked me up. He was right but sounded crazy. Got a fair number of them at the Welfare office I work Security at. I never lack for entertainment there

A 'That Reminds Me' just surfaced:

Back around 1988 I was doing a security patrol through the jail's isolation area. We had a violently crazy person in there (looked a little Jesus on acid) and he was muttering about the Mafia as I walked in and checked on everyone before making a note on the activity log. As I'm walking past his cell he suddenly says, "I liked Bobby Kennedy, but I'm glad he's dead."

I backed out of the isolation area.