Some of you who have been watching my LJ for a while will recognise the format and remember my attempt at satirical comedy - with added childish taunts. Well you, and everyone else will be glad to know, no, ecstatic to find, mind not so ecstatic your attention is drawn from the main point of focus of course, more, quietly delighted, that 'Yays and Gays' will be making a comeback and will be receiving a regular spot right here, on this journal, here, well not there exactly, all round here, all of this.

So lets begin - yay! - very good glad to see you're still with us Mr voice of the Yay and Gay. People I'd like to introduce you to The Voice, Voice to the people - gay! - I'm sure most of them are, yes, but what they do in their own time is up to them and who are we to pry?

Snow! Everywhere! - yay! - so pretty snow, how could we not talk about it? The news certainly can't stop. You'd have thought that the rest of the world world had actually ceased to function to marvel at our two inches - snigger - make your own jokes, but the world goes on. Slower and kind of more dangerously skiddy than before, but on it goes none-the-less. It's not all pretty fields and the first footprints of a bracing morning though. Schools are closed, - yay! - people cut off, - gay! - so much work missed - awesome! - and the public transport is a running joke, in that it's not running at all! - not cool! - no, not cool at all, more death-of-us-all-freezingly cold actually.

Elsewhere, MP's are still spending money that isn't theirs and other people are trying to take back from them what they already said was okay - cheeky buggers! - but then I guess, ignoring the arguments of fairness sympathy has to run thin for them as they were screwing the loopholes in the system to get it all in the first place and with backdating vehicle excise duties they have only done to us what they say is unfairly being done to them. - Bunch of whining ghays! -

Northern Ireland has provided some good news stories with the first minister's wife having dodgy, extra marital affairs and rather questionable financial affairs to boot! - the shame! - Seems having a man with power wasn't enough for her. She wanted more. Though having seen the emotionless, insincere and tired statement he gave in response to all this I can't imagine he's a real thriller in the bedroom - ooooh, kinky! - or for that matter anywhere else! - gay! -

In world news, Obama is going to cramp down on holes in security and failings in intelligence. I thought with the government change in the US the failing in intelligence had been dealt with, but apparently he left a long lasting legacy! - nitwit! - some other things happened around the world in the last few days but it truly is quite hard to find anything of much interest - lazy! - watch it you, I don't have to type you y'know - homo! - I'll ignore that. There has been some death and bad news and more death and to be honest I really don't want to write about that. its not really the done thing to laugh at the unfortunate and unfair - HA! Corpse! - that sickens me a little - Poof! - why must this always descend into you just calling me names?

Anyway, from Myself and the The Voice I bid you farewell and I hope you all have a joyous and gay day - YAY! -