Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan,
Does whatever Jackie Chan can
Spins a kick, any size,
Catches ninjas, easy as pie
Look Out!
Here comes Jacki Chaaaan.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's...Jackie Chan, so yes,
I...I suppose he is.
Can he swing from a thread
No he can't, he's Jackie Chan
Hey, there
There goes Jackie Chaaaan.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a fight
Like a streak of light
He arrives on a kiiiite.

Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan
Friendly chinese Jackie Chan
Wealth and fame
He's adored
Action iiiis his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find Jackie Chaaaaan!


~randomness inspired by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNbX.....eature=related