How MANLY are you?
By Naira

(girls can take this too!)

-Hobbies/ Interests-

[ ] You love cars
[ ] You love motorbikes
[ ] You love Harley Davidsons
[ ] You prefer Muscle Cars over all
[ ] You prefer V8 supercars over all
[ ] You prefer BMW over all
[ ] You love tattoos
[x] You play videogames that involve car/motorbike racing
[x] You play videogames that involve roleplaying and fantasy (such as Final Fantasy series, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts (add other cool ones here))
[x] You play irl roleplaying such as "Dungeons and Dragons"
[ ] You enjoy going fishing
[ ] You enjoy yabbying
[x] You enjoy camping (in a tent on the ground)
[ ] You enjoy hiking
[ ] You enjoy rock climbing
[ ] You can put up with bucketloads of flies, mosquitos and other irritating bugs while fishing/outdoors
[ ] You love boating
[ ] You love skating/rollerblading/bmx
[x] You love remote control cars
[x] You're not afraid to try sky diving
[ ] You're not afraid to try bungee jumping
[ ] You're not afraid to try swimming with sharks and feeding them
[ ] You watch sports
[ ] You occaisionally go to see a game of sports
[ ] You watch car racing sports
[ ] You love watching Top Gear
[ ] You play electric guitar
[ ] You play drums
[ ] You play bass guitar
[ ] You prefer Metal and Rock genre of music
[ ] Your favorite Guitar Hero's are GH3, Metallica and Best Hits

Points: 6/31

-At Home-

[x] You feel more at home in a shed/garage with lots of tools rather than a kitchen with lots of cooking utensils
[x] You know how to put together a "do it yourself" kit of furniture all by yourself
[ ] You'd prefer vaccuuming over any other house chore
[x] You can take less than half an hour to get showered, dressed and ready
[ ] You're not afraid of spiders or snakes
[x] You're not afraid of mice or rats
[ ] You're not afraid of any creepy crawly bugs
[ ] You're not afraid to pick up a huge yabby and hold it on your hand
[x] You're not afraid of hights (eg, ladder, roof)
[ ] You're proud of your bruised and cut up greasy hands from a hard day's work!
[ ] You're the man of the barbeque
[ ] Pfft sewing? I suck at it
[x] You know how to set up the tv. vcr, dvd player and other electronics
[x] You know how to fix the above electronics when something goes wrong
[ ] You know how to link two vcrs together so that you can tape from one tape to another and change the channel on both
[ ] You do the manly gardening, with shovels, a lawnmower, a whipper snipper and a chainsaw
[ ] You know how to use a welder
[ ] You know how to use more than one type of welder
[x] You know how to hook up a trailer to a car
[x] You know how to hook up the tail lights of a car with a trailer
[x] You know how to change a tyre
[ ] You know enough about mechanics to be your own car/motorbike mechanic
[ ] You loooove washing your car (and then get angry when it starts raining an hour later)
[ ] You have a calendar of hot chicks with large breasts (preferrably naked)
[ ] You have posters on your walls of metal/rock bands
[x] You have posters on your walls of videogames
[ ] You have posters on your walls of cars
[ ] You have posters on your walls of motorbikes
[ ] You have posters on your walls of badass movies (action, horror etc)
[x] You have posters on your walls of badass animals (wolves, tigers, etc)
[ ] You have some sort of Native American Indian stuff about your house/room (posters, ornaments, dreamcatchers etc)
[ ] You have posters of badass artwork (dragons, grim reaper, iron maiden style etc)
[ ] You have posters from Heavy Metal (the art style, not music style)
[x] You have lots of ornaments in relation to the above posters
[x] You started watching horror movies and playing video games at a very young age (6-8 years old)
[x] Your dvd collection has lots of Action movies
[ ] Your dvd collection has lots of Horror movies
[ ] Your dvd collection has lots of Sick/Dirty/Black Humor movies
[x] Your dvd collection has awesome tv series such as Futurama, Dexter, Stargate, Robot Chicken, Invader ZIM!, Heroes (add any other cool ones you have)
[x] You have lots of Anime/ Manga (not now but i will when i have the money)
[x] You prefer Anime series like Bleach, Hellsing, Trigun (add any other cool ones you have)
[x] You spend a lot of time glued to the computer/360 playing games like Oblivion, Guild Wars, Fallout 3, Mass Effect, Borderlands, Red Faction, Forza 3, Dead Rising, Brutal Legend (add any other cool games)
[ ] You spend a lot of time glued to the computer downloading and watching anime
[x] You spend a lot of time glued to the computer watching web comics
[ ] You spend a lot of time glued to the computer watching funny youtube videos

Points: 20/45


-Pets-

[x] You'd prefer larger-medium dogs rather than small dogs
[x] You'd prefer a tabby cat rather than a fluffed-up pampered persian
[ ] You'd prefer a rat rather than a mouse
[ ] You'd love a pet reptile, preferrably a snake
[ ] You want a pet tarantula (or other large spider) called "Fluffy"
[x] You'd want an Alaskan Malimut because they look like a wolf
[ ] You'd want a Bull Terrier, Dobermann, or Rottwieler because they're butch and tough looking
[ ] You'd have a pet eagle or hawk if you could
[ ] You'd teach your parrot to swear and say naughty things
[ ] You'd buy a black leather studded collar for any pet you can put it on
[ ] If not a black leather studded collar, a chain
[x] You'd prefer Fighting Fish over other fish
[ ] You'd teach your Oscar to do badass tricks
[x] You'd attempt to teach your dog to say,"I WANT IITTT"
[x] You'd attempt to teach your dog to say,"HERRO"
[x] You'd attempt to teach your dog to say,"cornFLAKES!!"
[x] You'd attempt to teach your dog to say something random and hilarious.
[ ] If you could have any prehistoric dinosaur for a pet, you'd choose a Raptor or a T-Rex above all

Points: 8/18


-Attire-

[x] Black is the best choice for anything and everything
[x] You wear boxers
[ ] You have dirty amusing boxers (eg: "HUGE" *picture of a male chicken*) keke
[ ] Jeans are badass
[x] Hoodies are badass
[x] Boots are badass
[x] You'd prefer boots over converse
[x] You wear socks that go above the ankle, but not knee-high
[x] T-shirts that have funny or dirty captions on the front/back are awesome
[x] T-shirts that have funny or dirty pictures on the front/back are awesome
[x] T-shirts with artwork of skulls and tribal are awesome
[x] T-shirts with artwork of dark fantasy (dragons, grim reaper etc) are awesome
[x] T-shirts with badass animals (like wolves and tigers) are awesome
[ ] T-shirts with cars on them are awesome
[ ] T-shirts with motorbikes on them are awesome (especially harley davidsons)
[ ] You hate shopping with females
[x] You love shopping by yourself or with male mates for manly stuff (mechanics, warehouse, cool t-shirts, videogames, dvds)
[x] Tomboy chicks are awesome to hang out with (cause they understand manliness and geekyness and enjoy it too)

Points: 13/18

-Personality:-

[x] You don't care about farting
[x] You don't care about big burps
[x] You don't care too much about your hair
[ ] You swear a lot
[x] You talk with your mouth full
[ ] You have a very dirty sense of humour
[x] You have a silly/random sense of humour
[ ] You don't care what anyone thinks about you
[x] You don't care what anyone thinks of your attire
[ ] You can be a bit dense/slow at times
[ ] You have fun acting crazy in public and not caring
[x] You think bullies are funny
[ ] You think someone hurting themself (eg, tripping over and stubbing their toe) is hilarious
[ ] You love beating up your brothers and mates (playfully)
[ ] You like to have a beer with mates!
[ ] You like to have a whiskey with mates!
[ ] You love teasing and annoying females, you think it's hilarious
[ ] You love scaring the hell out of females, you think it's hilarious (eg, pranks with spiders)
[x] You don't cry often, and never in front of people (if you can help it)
[ ] You act stronger than you really are
[x] You hide your feelings from most people
[x] You are lazy

Points: 10/22



FULL SCORE: 57/134


lol, that's less than 43%
I officially fail at being manly.