More Notes for a Xenosaga Satire I Will Never Write
15 years ago
MOMO: I guess what troubles me most is that ... well, people don't like my creator.
SHION: Yes, I can see that, what with him being responsible for all that death and all.
MOMO: But does being the spawn of pure evil make me a bad person?
SHION: Well... I don't think Mizrahi was a bad person, despite all the death. How could he be? I mean, he was a genius, and brilliant people are always good. Right?
MOMO: Uhm...
SHION: If it weren't for Mizrahi, we wouldn't have all these wonderful things to fight over.
KOS-MOS: If I may interrupt, Momo, am I a simpering bimbo?
SHION: Huh?
MOMO: Uhm, no.
KOS-MOS: Then my work here is done.
MOMO: Thank you, Kos-mos. I feel better now.
SHION: ...Watch it, robot. I gave you that rack and I can take it away.
SHION: Yes, I can see that, what with him being responsible for all that death and all.
MOMO: But does being the spawn of pure evil make me a bad person?
SHION: Well... I don't think Mizrahi was a bad person, despite all the death. How could he be? I mean, he was a genius, and brilliant people are always good. Right?
MOMO: Uhm...
SHION: If it weren't for Mizrahi, we wouldn't have all these wonderful things to fight over.
KOS-MOS: If I may interrupt, Momo, am I a simpering bimbo?
SHION: Huh?
MOMO: Uhm, no.
KOS-MOS: Then my work here is done.
MOMO: Thank you, Kos-mos. I feel better now.
SHION: ...Watch it, robot. I gave you that rack and I can take it away.
I picked up Xenogears the other day, wonder how well xenosaga follows it
Those Gatling guns crack me up every time.