My Fine...$ 535.60
16 years ago
This is silly.
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
Alandrian
~alandrian
So many of these things are so arbitrary. Depending on how you view things, I could owe $720, $195.50, or $215.50, Depending on what you count and how you interpret things.
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
so what, its all for silly stupid fun.
Alandrian
~alandrian
MURR! *has all sorts of silly stupid fun with you!*
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
murrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Alandrian
~alandrian
*moanz and jizzes oliver yore face!*
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
mmmmm *laps it all up greedily with a big grin and tail wags*
Alandrian
~alandrian
*smacks you with his cawk* Faggot!
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
:P you need to cut loose then and get crazy
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
of course its not, but it sure is a hell of alot of fun!
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
hurtful? how? consensual sex is not hurtful its fun and intimate. Safety is always used and precautions as well. But i don't see how its hurtful.
Alandrian
~alandrian
roflmfao
Alandrian
~alandrian
lmfao
Alandrian
~alandrian
Internet Language is a pretty cool guy. eh's fun to talk liek and doesn't afraid of anything.
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
do you just seek to suck the fun out of topics? I mean really... this is about having fun... not raping people and beating them... unless that turns you on. But seriously this isn't about rape. This has nothing to do with rape... you'll notice that i did say 'consensual fun' so what is this rape shit about. Its not a funny topic and i don't appreciate being basically told that sex is bad because someone MIGHT rape someone because they are stupid, or addicted, or just mentally fucked up. Sex is fun when, as i stated, is consensual... so i dont see the purpose of mentioning rape and force and those who indeed do force others to have sex. Lighten up.
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
well i am very sorry for whatever happened when you were 6 hun but thats no reason to hate sex or avoid it... just make sure its what you want when your in the situation.
Mikron_Ravenoak
~mikronravenoak
OP
*hugs*
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