I was avoiding this, but I was tagged by Razzle and here's my results. Prepare to be underwhelmed.

How to play:
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")


"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Nope. Never had the time or money at the same time.

"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No, not so keen on suits.

"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: I've been to many Furmeets across the UK and even ran the group for the Northeast for a good few years.

"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Hell no.

"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Pfeh, I don't associate with those people. z: )

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes, from Xiver and a few friends.

"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: Nope. Always kind of wanted one though.

"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Definitely not. I've let my Furry circle dissapate in recent years but my regular social life is nice and healthy.

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Nah. Not my style.

"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Can't check because it's not working but... no. I highly doubt it.


"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: I think this one is a good, clean, yes.

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Nope. They dragged me kicking and screaming onto Facebook. Haven't touched LJ in years.

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes, twice.

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Vast majority of it is, with only one exception.

"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: I've explained the Furry thing to a fair few of them. The dialect comes up.

"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Nope.

"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Ummm... sometimes, yeah. That has caused embarassment. z: j

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: What is this obsession with that stupid game? No.

"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes. He's on my shit list. Oh, but the rant I could have about that fucking wanker...

"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? Nah. It's not exactly personal if the artist doesn't know the recipient.

"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: One or two and not online.

"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Eheheheh. 10.

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Nah, but the Rapidshares section is damn handy.

"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nah, there's enough trollers for all the world.

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB (http://dammitfreehaven.com/).
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes, but only my own art. Mmm, bit wussy of me I think.

"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope. Nice site though. Pity about the lack of filenames.

"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Well it's blatantly going to come up in conversation, isn't it? Tsk.

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Holy fuck it's over three and half gigs. Oh dear. That's painful to know.

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nah. How could I expect someone else to know what's in my mind's eye?

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Friends, yeah.

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Obviously.

"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No. I don't see how I could. I'm not female, how would I know?

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope.

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: On occasion.

"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Hmmm... who to tag... who to tag? I don't honestly think of anyone suitable. Erm... I'll get back to this. ...Aha! Khaz! Khaz, you're doing this. You're welcome. Bauahahahaha.