alright
15 years ago
Well I have not been on for week cause I haven't been in state. Let me start over. I was running some errands a few weeks ago and a large crowd caught my attention. They was about 30 people crammed into a small real estate office, I walked in and they where having a raffle. I talked to few people and they said it was for a free trip to Hawaii (not really free). So i was thinking hell I could use a vacation so i put my name on a piece of paper and threw into the jar with the rest of the names. I waited for like half an hour or so and finally this old guy who looked a little like Hugh Heffner stuck his hand in the jar. Low and behold it was my name he pulled out was mine. So they gave me tickets and directions and briefed me on what to do. They left out one crucial thing though, it turns out that the only reason i went to Hawaii was to write a review about their properties that they owned and the area and how good the house is and what not. I ended up having to spend the week with a fucking tour guide and other "winners" showing me around the Island. We did some cool stuff like hiking and we went snorkeling. But if their is any thing that hate it is being treated like a kid and that was exactly what this fucker did. I mean I felt like I was in the fourth grade on a goddamn field trip. The other people on this so called "once in a life time give away trip" were cool, with the exemption one guy who I swear was going to rape me, I mean he made really fucking nasty sexual innuendos. Another was that we had no down time we where always doing shit, i felt more like I was on a field trip then a vacation. Food was also a bitch too, I HAD to eat at these fancy high price places and it took a chunk out of my wallet believe me. Our tour guide was dick but he ended up fucking up his ankle on a hike so we got to chill for the last two days, so I surfed for the first time. Lets just say I was a natural even though the waves sucked I caught a few and rode em into the shore. I also bought a few knives and I'm having fun with those. For a free trip and free housing it was awesome, so I guess I can't complain. Oh and I got a ton of new photos, and i saw some really amazing things like two Islands where in between themselves waves would crash into themselves in a very odd fashion. I also met a local girl who was nice at the time, but inevitable used me, but I don't care I'm better off without here :). I got to see some of Hawaii's most beautiful landscapes and undersea life so over all i am very pleased. Oh well back to work as usual. I hope to see what you guys are up too just give me few days to sort my in box.
glad you had fun, enjoy writing about Hawaiian real estate. lol.