Welp, I've takenn to sleeping in the nude recently and I just thought I'd share this with you:
I had just woken up and was curled up in my bed, as usual, until i heard the phone ring. I rolled over and threw off my sheets and laid there for a moment. I realized a strange feeling eminating from my crotch. Normally, I curse my genitals in the morning, but apparently, my 3/4 erect penis had positioned itself lying on my stomach. It was kinda the same feeling as lying on a plush beanbag chair :D