1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.

2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.

3. Then tag some people.


Characters:

Damion St. James [The Fox Warhammer 40k chaos version, my fursona] (most reecent)

Barbwire [Longest-running Created Character on any wrestling game 1997-present]

Renee Morningstar [Star of Tales From Apartment 232 on Yiffstar.com]

Gardeux Cardova [Longest-running character from White-Wolf]

Michael Barton [First RP character ever from D&D, likewise first furry character ever]



1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?

Damion: I am a tan fox with elongated ears...though it's rumored I'm part demon now (says with a smirk, idly rubbing his thong-clad crotch)
Barbwire: (shakes his head but smiles) I'm nothing as special as the giant there, I'm just plain-old run-of-the-mill grade-a Human. Just your regular old meatbag. But hey, who's idea was to do this interview in our underwear anyway - not that I'm complaining. (barbwire says, gesturing to his black cotton briefs)
Renee: (giggles almost girl-like, wearing a bikini) that'd be me! My idea, figured it'd be more casual for the 5 of us. Oh! And I'm a red fox Mr. Interviewer.
Gardeux: (clad in a pair of functional woman's panties, he speaks with a thick french accent) I was born human like ze barbwire over zere, but in 1460 I was turned into a vampire. So, I'd classify as a humanoid undead missiuer
Michael Barton: (with slight raspy voice, the white latex breif clad one responds) I'm an otter at present, anthromorphic. Though much like Gardeux there, I wasn't born this way. I was human, and through the acts of an evil cleric I was transformed into the form you see before you.
Damion: I must admit Michael, it suits you.
Michael: Why thank you.
Renee: Yeah, you're definately fuckable
Michael: [blushes] Well thank you again.
Barbwire: He boys I'm sure we can get to know one another better, but lets continue the interview alright?
All: Ok

2) BOY OR GIRL?

Damion: [Breifly tugs the thong aside, revealing his dual sexes of a human uncut length and a vaginal slit where the scrotum should be] As you can see I'm a male hermaphrodite. Gifted on the male side, and fertile as hell on the female side.
(all view Damion's body with astonishment)
Barbwire: well there's something you don't see every day, sweet jeezus what do you feed that thing? Do you have a licence to carry concealed artillery?
Damion: [smirks and winks but says nothing more]
Barbwire: [shrugs and pulls his own breifs open revealing a uncut penis] Might as well join the crowd. Male as you can see. [puts himself away]
Renee: [pats his chest in a mock overheating gesture, before tugging his bikini bottom down long enough to show off a large sheath] Dude, but just really femmy as of late. [Puts his own manhood away]
Gardeux: [Lifts the panties open and tugs them down likewise revealing a human uncut manhood] Male [Before putting it away]
Michael: [Stands and repeats the gesture, revealing his own human uncut member] I likewise am male. Ya know normally I'd say this is embarrassing but...when in Waterdeep...[Puts himself away] Oh renee how will you ever contain yourself with this much dick flying around.
Renee: I can pretend it's snowing and open my mouth hoping to catch one on my tongue [he giggles]
All: [groaning laugh]

3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Damion: [grins evily] Damn I can't pull out my dick again for this one
Michael: Lord knows we can possibly measure your age from the rings in your dick like a tree - or is that a tree
Damion: Ah, the old otter has a sense of humor after all [evil chuckle] My age 40 years old in this body, though the entity inside is indeterminate as far as true age.
Barbwire: Oh me? Well, I'm [sniff] fifty.
Renee: [mocks] Codger!
Barbwire: Hey you fucked your father, you like the older men
Renee: [shrugs] True. I myself am in my 20's I'd rather not say the exact year.
Gardeux: Well, as of the date of this interview I am 550 years old, One month, and 11 days old. I was 20 years old when I was turned.
Michael: I'm likely the oldest one here. Before I ascended to god-hood, I was about 3000 years old. I was granted Immortality, then I ascended.
Damion: [Scoff] Show-off.


4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?

Damion: I am 6 foot 10, and weigh 325 pounds, lean and lythe but muscular build.
Barbwire: 6-6, 260, about the same build as Damion
Renee: 6-6, 180. I'm a skinny but muscular guy.
Gardeux: Fuck you guyz, I was lucky to just break 6 foot in 1460.
All: [laugh]
Michael: I'm about 6 foot myself.



5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

Damion: [cocks a big eyebrow] Ya know, I don't think I'm going to even dignify as asinine a question as that with a response other than does the word duh mean anything to you?
Barbwire: [Shakes head] We know you're a slut big D. But to answer the question, I've got 4 kids with one passed on. I think it's a safe bet that I am not a virgin. That and it's well documented I slept with my kids.
Renee: Hot [tailwags] Im going to side with them on this one, I'm a gay porn star hello?!
Gardeux: Ditto to Renee
Michael: Um...well...I'm not a virgin no.
Damion: did that one hurt a little?
Michael: no, you silly cockslut.


6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?

Damion: Course [smiles softly] I love my mates and my harem and my many offspring
Barbwire: Yes, I'm married to a wonderful guy, thanks.
Renee: Same! I have a whole aparment full of guys I love and a husband.
Gardeux: [just kind of lowers his head and says] Pass. Id rather not discuss it.
Michael: Aww [rubs Gardeux's crotch gently] We're here for you.
All [nod and rub his crotch reassuringly, making the vampire blush amd squirm. Once everyone was done,]
Gardeux: alright...well I had my sire I was in love with but he was slain. My lovelife has been sordid and confused afterwards.
Michael: Ah. Sorry Gardeux. Well I myself had a woman I was in love with, but she passed away. Now I sleep with whomever I want.



7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?

Damion: The Imperium of Man, the false emperor. Likewise, the World Eaters tend to muck everything up for me.
Barbwire: Just one, Richard Kenzer. He broke my back, nearly killed my carrier. Guy is more stiff in the ring than our dicks right now.
Renee: [through gritted teeth] Fletcher, Ben...fucking...Fletcher
Gardeux: While the particulars of my hatred are all dead as far as I know, I loathe the Crimson Enclave. That and most British.
Michael: Hate is such a strong word, but there is that Cleirc that would be worthy of such a title.

8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?

Damion: [slaps his thighs in disbelif] Really dude?! Really?! I killed 3 people just coming to this interview...I kill for Khorne and Slaneesh for fucks sake...
Barbwire: Calm down there sexy fox.
Damion: [grumbles and speaks something resembling ozzy's backward speach as he readjusts his boner]
Barbwire: Well, I didn't kill anyone directly. Though, it could be said that if I was more careful in watching who my oldest son had sex with, he might not of contracted AIDS and died.
Renee: That's sad. I'm kind of in the same boat. I never killed anyone, but I drove someone to suicide - he deserved it in the end.
Gardeux: [shrugs] I'm a vampire. I have to kind of side with Damion on zees one. Killing is part of the territory.
Michael: Yes, though never in cold blood. Though I did try to kill that cleric in the first place for being a smartass. See where that got me.


9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?

Damion: Not really, everything about me is well known. Can't really keep secrets in Chaos.
Barbwire: Same here, everyone knows I slept with my own kids.
Renee: That's not so bad, least in my opinion. I don't really have that big of a secret except I once slept with a woman
All [gasp]
Renee: Yeah I know...scary huh?
Damion: Did it hurt?
Renee: Not so much [laugh]
Gardeux: My biggest secret is that I am Bisexual.
Michael: Nah no real secrets here.


10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Damion: The flesh of my slain enemies, and the semen of my lovers
Barbwire: [laughing cough] Wow! Um...man who's idea was it for me to follow that guy anyway? [juts a thumb]. Well, I guess compared to semen and guts, Pizza just doesn't seem that stellar, but it's my fave.
Renee: Definitely Pizza too, don't feel so bad old timer.
Barbwire: [eyerolls, then leans over and starts to give renee head]
Renee: Oh Satan what are you doing? [moans and melts]
Barbwire: Enjoying some of damion's favorite meal that's what [resumes giving head]
Gardeux: Well they're going to be at that for a little bit. I can eat food but I derive no benefit from doing so. My favorite meal when I was alive was pasta, and dead I have a thing for teenage boy blood.
Michael: I'm a god now, i don't need to eat. But when I was alive I loved Eart-Bergles. That's a kind of plant/animal hybrid that looks like a meatball. Delicious.



11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?

Damion: [Points to Barbwire whom is still giving head to Renee]. He draws his length back out and starts to stroke himself] That, and this
Barbwire: [Gives a thumbs up but keeps sucking]
Renee: I think I may speak for the rest of us when I say "this" UNGGGggg [moan]
Gardeux: [withdraws his own length and starts to masturbate] Hmm...I dance...I love to strip.
Michael: [leans against Gardeux, feeling the love in the room and pulls his hand down his latex breif, while starting to paw gardeux] I enjoy doing magic, and creating new spells. And yes, hot gay sex is a big relaxer.


12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?

Damion: Winter, though excuse me, I see a hole that needs stuffing...[Damion gets up, lubes up and tugs down Barbwire's underwear and slides up inside him, giving him buttsex, nice and deep]
Barbwire: [eeps something around Renee's dick that sounds like "Summer, because I can go swimming"]
Gardeux: Unnngg winter, cause I love the snow
Michael: Mmmmm same as Gardeux....



13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?

Damion: Not doing this sooner, this interview wasn't sexy enough [humps]
Barbwire: [Withdraws and repositions his own length between renee's legs and starts to fuck him] Ugh...not being more mindful of what my son was doing, and trying to commit suicide in public
Gardeux: [Turns and sits in Michael's lap, starting to ride him hugging the otter's chest.] Not saving Marcell's life, but zees is very fun
Michael: Not touching the wall...Get to know me and you'll understand what that means [humps gardeux]

All [take about an hour to fuck, cum in and on one another, then lay back down in a veritable ocean of cum to resume the interview]

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?

Damion: I'm immortal of sorts. I can die 1000 times a day, but I die after a certain point. I never know when that point is. So...I'd have to answer eh [starts licking everyone clean]
Barbwire: I'm a pro wrestler...I live as long as I can stay healthy. Oo little lower fox.
Renee: [basks languidly and says] Im ready for round two...
All: [groan]
Renee: [laughs] alright, I dunno...I'mm probably be dead before I'm 50.
Gardeux: I'm a vampire, and a strong thick-blooded one at that. I'll put it this way, I'll live as long as I continue to be smart.
Michael: I'm a god, I exist as long as I'm needed. Right now I felt pretty needed...whew


15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?

Damion: [spends about 5 minutes licking, before he dumps more cum over the group and laughing evily]
All: [muttering moans and curses at the same time]
Damion: To be honest? I immagine dying at the hands of either Abbadon, The Emperor, or Kharn the Betrayer. My true death...would have to be epic and legendary...bloody...and make time stop kind of moments. A "holy shit" moment that makes the universe whisper..."no way..."
Barbwire: Man I'm positively marinated in this stuff...anyway, I imagine just living out my life, and dying of old age. I don't want it to be tragic. There's been too much drama in my life as is.
Renee: Probably dueling Ben Fletcher on a High-Rise building under construction in some sort of Obscure back to the future/darkman reference.
Gardeux: I...don't want to die really, but with the way the universe works, I'll likely be one-shot by an overpowered entity over something trivial and stupid.
Michael: Well, My death was stupid and I too got jobbed. I was impaled on spikes, then had my throat slit. I can't imagine really ever dying again, that was too traumatic.



16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?

Damion: I've got such a hardon right now
Barbwire: aye that you do.
Damion: No that's what I'd say...
Barbwire: Well you'd likely have one too
Damion: So?
Barbwire: I'd want my last words to be, "Ring the bell...I'm done..."
Renee: I'll see you in hell...no seriously I will.
Gardeux: vive le francais
Michael: ...I should have touched the wall [mimicks a death rattle]

17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?

Damion: Probably fund another interview as an excuse to fuck you all again. Otherwise I have no need for money where I'm from.
Barbwire: I gross like 2 million a year, I'd donate it to AIDS research and to adoption programs.
Renee: Buy my own aprtment tower, and make a huge gay sex buidling where nudity and sex are manditory 24-7.
Gardeux: I also make much money like Barbwire - wow I really am drenched in cum - um, I'd likely create a scholarship fund.
Michael: I'm a god, I have no need for money, and I consider gambling to be a waste of time.


18) IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

Damion: Big D, for multiple reasons.
Barbwire: The Greatest of All time - cause I'm so decorated with titles.
Renee: Everyone calls me Ne-ne, it's my stage-name and pet name.
Gardeux: [smacks his lips like he tastes something sour, other than the cum] People call me two things: Froggy and The Frenchman. I get called Froggy because when I started Stripping in 1985 at my club it was the Stage-name that a british rival of mine coined for me. The second one is fairly obvious.
Michael: Well they used to call me Mumbles, since my throat got slit and I couldn't talk for the longest time.


19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

Damion: It's not so much a sport, but gurella warfare.
Barbwire: I bet yall think I'm going to say wrestling. Well...yeah I'ts true. I'm good at Amateur as well as pro wrestling.
Renee: Kickboxing, I have 3 world titles under my belt.
Damion: don't you mean you have 3 world champions on your belt?
Renee: [smirks and rubs the cum into his fur like lotion] Yep that too
Gardeux: They didn't have many when I was a child, but I'd guess something akin to rugby. though if you factor in my powers and training I'd be the best Marksman in the world, and I'd also do well at baseball - provided it was a night game of course.

20) AND FINALLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?

Damion: I hate the Imperium of man...and homophobes.
Barbwire: Ditto on the homophobe part. But I'm scared to death of spiders and Snakes
Renee: Ugh same
Gardeux: Same
Michael: Same


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