...shake the bottle before using.

You will never have that problem again.

I do! I turn it, I shake it, I even try to dribble it out into the sink before using it, but somehow I can't get it to stop. D8 I think it knows how much I hate it, and it clings to the side of the bottle until I'm ready to use it. >_>

It must, because I ONLY have that problem when I don't shake it. XD

get the upside down bottles.

I'll get YOUR upside down bottles. But uh, what is an upside down bottle? o_O

the ones that have the flat head situated so that right side up for the bottle has the lid on the bottom. so the juice is at the top, and the ketchup itself is ALWAYS at the lid

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p1I4fTfMj.....00/ketchup.jpg the one on the right.

You know, I think I've had one of those...hm. Maybe I'm just so angry from my current bottle that I've repressed all positive memories of upside down bottles. D8<

THESE MAKE UP FOR BOTTLES

and by make up, I mean repress the memory 83 *hands some upside down bottles*

I HATE THAT. >:C

GRR ME TOO. We're hate buddies. HAET. D8<

RAEG FEST.

I hate when that happens, though. Pools all over my food and makes it all gross. I hate the ketchup smell, too! >;c

you know what the gross thing is? that's bacteria build-up in the vinegar of the ketchup. :3

MMM BACTERIA. D8 But see, that's a whole other reason to hate ketchup juice. Nasty.

SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM: Stop eating ketchup. Its gross anyway.

Agreed. :D