I thought I would start a quote wall of funny quotes that i heard. If anyone knows of any quotes that are funny or whatever, feel free to tell me and I may add it

Quote Wall:

"I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso til I catch me a man." [u]-Roger from American Dad[/u]

"Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them on the pursqueeter" Dean from Supernatural

"Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal, or just plain not high? Maybe it's time to try crack. Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia, or the sensation that you're on fire. Peeing blood and seeing friend's faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack. People who use crack may experience 5 - 7 years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects consult your dealer. You may need more crack. Crack: Isn't it time you see what all the fuss is about?" -American Dad

"That stank ass hoe done poured beer on my weave" -America's Next Top Model

I will add more as they come to mind or as I hear them