i've had a lovely week off & there a million reasons to not go back to college
i've selected three of the best

1. i'm having far too much fun doing nothing
2. my coursework isn't done..
3. can't be arsed, really

for my birthday i want a corgi and/or £50,000,000
i'm gonna hire the best writers of FA to construct a letter to the prime minister, telling him that this a priority, i am the butter on the bread of society, he should be licking my scrote, etc.

love and penguins,
shrl
xxx