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ROMAN MOTHERFUCKING BELLIC
16 years ago
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Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
When you're flying in an Annihilator helicopter with six stars and four rocket-blazing helis throwing their shit at you, who of all people calls you? ROMAN MOTHERFUCKING BELLIC.
When you're just about to input the cheat to restore your health inside a gunfight, guess who calls you and interupts you? ROMAN MOTHERFUCKING BELLIC.
When you're on foot and running from the cops, guess who forces you to slow down to talk to him? ROMAN. MOTHERFUCKING. BELLIC.
EVERY.
MOTHER.
FUCKING.
TIME.
HE CALLS MORE THAN ANYONE.
MORE INCONVENIENTLY THAN ANYONE.
MORE INCONSISTENTLY THAN ANYONE.
Thanks to replaying GTA IV, (why I don't know, there's just so charm to it I love) I've grown to, once again, like us all at one point, HATE, with the BLACKEST PARTS OF MY SOUL, ROMAN. MOTHERFUCKING. BELLIC.
When you're just about to input the cheat to restore your health inside a gunfight, guess who calls you and interupts you? ROMAN MOTHERFUCKING BELLIC.
When you're on foot and running from the cops, guess who forces you to slow down to talk to him? ROMAN. MOTHERFUCKING. BELLIC.
EVERY.
MOTHER.
FUCKING.
TIME.
HE CALLS MORE THAN ANYONE.
MORE INCONVENIENTLY THAN ANYONE.
MORE INCONSISTENTLY THAN ANYONE.
Thanks to replaying GTA IV, (why I don't know, there's just so charm to it I love) I've grown to, once again, like us all at one point, HATE, with the BLACKEST PARTS OF MY SOUL, ROMAN. MOTHERFUCKING. BELLIC.
