Just Cause 2: I think I died a little inside.
15 years ago
General
Wipe your feet before you enter.
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
Not out of anger. Not out of pain. Not out of misery.
OUT OF THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF THIS GAME.
Right off the motherfucking bat, it won. How?
IT TAKES UP ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NO RAM WHATSOEVER ON MY COMPUTER TO RUN MAX GRAPHICS. I. SHIT YOU. THE DICK. NOT.
SO IT CAN RUN FOREVER.
Secondly, the gameplay is simple and solid: FUCK SHIT UP SO BAD IT'S SIDEWAYS AND INVERSED WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
I remember commenting on Kegan's Journal about the game that it looked like Mercenaries 2 to me. I shattered that when MOTHERFUCKING SNOW HIT.
The rain and snow effects are incredibly simple, and the entire map is solid-as-stone framerate for me. The cutscenes sometimes desynced the audio and visuals, usually swapping places for who got ahead, but that was literally my only complaint.
I still have a lot of things to do, but I'm dying for that grapple. It becomes so useful so quick. Seriously people, I dunno why it takes up next to nothing in terms of RAM on my PC, but that's one fucking awesome cute little trick it's pulling.
Funfact: I actually learned the actual game storyline only takes up about 10% of the total percent complete (thanks to bypassing the Chaos requisite by giving myself 1mil of that. sorry for being such a cheater. >:) ONLY 10 PERCENT. 90 PERCENT TO BLOW SHIT UP.
EXCUS ME WTF R U DOIN BAI DIS GAEM
plz
OUT OF THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF THIS GAME.
Right off the motherfucking bat, it won. How?
IT TAKES UP ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NO RAM WHATSOEVER ON MY COMPUTER TO RUN MAX GRAPHICS. I. SHIT YOU. THE DICK. NOT.
SO IT CAN RUN FOREVER.
Secondly, the gameplay is simple and solid: FUCK SHIT UP SO BAD IT'S SIDEWAYS AND INVERSED WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
I remember commenting on Kegan's Journal about the game that it looked like Mercenaries 2 to me. I shattered that when MOTHERFUCKING SNOW HIT.
The rain and snow effects are incredibly simple, and the entire map is solid-as-stone framerate for me. The cutscenes sometimes desynced the audio and visuals, usually swapping places for who got ahead, but that was literally my only complaint.
I still have a lot of things to do, but I'm dying for that grapple. It becomes so useful so quick. Seriously people, I dunno why it takes up next to nothing in terms of RAM on my PC, but that's one fucking awesome cute little trick it's pulling.
Funfact: I actually learned the actual game storyline only takes up about 10% of the total percent complete (thanks to bypassing the Chaos requisite by giving myself 1mil of that. sorry for being such a cheater. >:) ONLY 10 PERCENT. 90 PERCENT TO BLOW SHIT UP.
EXCUS ME WTF R U DOIN BAI DIS GAEM
plz
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