Stolen from my best friend .

... I shoulda stolen a meme a long time ago. That last journal entry was entirely too long. D:

.::DANTE'S SHOWER MEME::.

Do you shower in the morning or evening?
I shower in the evening. Being at Job Corps kinda dictates that I shower after work.

Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Liquid all the way! Liquid soap and an orange shower poof!

Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Normally, I use shampoo AND conditioner, but for budget concerns I've cut back to just shampoo until I graduate and get back off campus permanently.

Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
No, it never occured to me to do that. I might do that while I'm on campus from now on to save time. (Free time is a precious commodity on-center.)

Do you shave in the shower?
I shave with an electric razor. Would you stand naked under running water with a razor-bladed electrical appliance?

Do you sing in the shower?
Every so often. It pisses off my roommates. >:D

Do you use a washcloth?
No, cloths are ebil. Shower poof. Shower poof. shower poof shower poof showerpoofshowerpoofshowerpoof.

Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
All I got is a curtain. I suppose I'm lucky even that the curtain's opaque. The last dorm room I was in had a crystal clear curtain.

Have you every taken a call in the shower?
... Yeah, sure. I do it all the time. I also like to climb the highest trees I can find in the middle of devastating thunderstorms before turning on my electrical deathtraps.

Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
Once, yes. It was summer and the shower got fucked up, so we hung the hose up over a branch outside and showered in our swimsuits. TOTALLY not akward, right?

Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
Discounting the showers at the pool, no.

Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
Yeah, and it was awesome.

Do you share a bathroom with someone?
Much to my disgust, yes. I have never had my own private bathroom, and I DESPERATELY wish that was not so... ;o;

Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
No, but I wish I could!

Do you wear a shower cap?
No! What the hell is the point of those thngs, anyway??

Do you wash behind your ears?
I don't make a point of it, no.

Describe your shower in three words.
Long, boring, unremarkable.

What one thing would you change about your shower?
The whole radio thing.

What would make your shower time better for you?
But I just said--

What celebrity would you like to shower with?
Me.

What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
Any of them. :u

What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
Heat! Cold showers HURT! Cold ANYTHING hurts! ;O;

What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
When my ex suddenly climbed in with me. That was definitely the oddest and most unexpected thing to ever happen to me.

[right]What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
When my ex got in with me. Those were the best showers I've ever had.

When was the last time you showered?
Yesterday morning, before heading to the barber.

When are you going to take a shower next?
Tonight, after I get back to my room and accept the reality that I'm stuck at work for another two week. Again.