Alright, so I saw this old meme running around for far too long, and I can only hope that by finally indulging it the damn thing will die. So here goes.

PS Stolen from  nightstride

Sometimes being a furry, is being much more, then a furry.
You get too into it.
Keep yourself in check with this free..
FURRY FAG-o-METER!!!

STEP #1: ADD UP YOUR POINTS

1+ Drawn Furry Porn
2+ ..jerked off in the process
5- ..Draw it just to get paid
2+ ..Draw it just to get laid

1+ Written/Read furry porn stories
5- ..Write it just to get paid
4+ ..Write it just to get laid
2+ ..jerked off in the process

1+ Attempted to jack off at furry porn and
3- ..failed.
3+ ..succeeded.

3+ Touched another species inappropriately
5+ ..While imagining it's a different species than it is
5+ ..Has a different fur or skin color
10+ ..While imagining it's begging you to keep going.

1+ Own a fursuit
2+ Had sex in it
3+ Went in public in a fur suit you have had sex in.
3+ ..Without washing beforehand.
5- Have an asexual / nonsex fursuit
5- Have NOT had sex in a fursuit.
1+ Had sex with someone wearing a fursuit.
2+ ..Five+ times
2+ ..With five+ different people.
15- Own a fursuit but have never had sex in one or with someone with a fursuit on.

1+ Been on TV to try and 'explain' what a furry is.
20+ ..and fail.

1+ Had sex at a convention
2+ ..Twice
3+ ..Thrice
3+ ..Multiple partners
3+ ..Multiple Genders
7+ ..Multiple Species
7+ ..Underage
5+ ..Fursuits
5+ ..Bodypaint
5+ Stood in line more then an hour to meet a porn artist
5- Stood in line 15 minutes to meet a clean artist
1+ Worn a con shirt
5+ ..While Not at a con
1+ Planned on going to one
3+ ..for Three+ Years

1+ Been called a furfag?
2+ ..By more then three people?
5+ Complained about being called a furfag.
10+ ..Online.
5+ Defended someone who was called a furfag.
10+ ..Online.


1+ Talked about Seeing Disney's Robin Hood or Lion King more then 5 times?
1- Own 1 Stuffed animal
2+ Own 5+ suffed animals
3+ Have masterbated with them in some way
3+ ..Had to clean them from masterbating with them so much.
3+ ..DID NOT clean them after 25+ Uses
1+ Cried when one was ruined
2+ ..For a period of days

3+ Have a Youtube/LiveJournal/Xtube channel with your furname as the username
3+ Ranted on an online journal and complain for getting zero Comments.
10+ ..Then remembered you had it set as a Private Entry
1+ Roleplay online
2+ Roleplay multiple characters online
3+ Get frustrated when someone 'Godmods'
3+ Sexually Roleplay
5+ ..Three+ times a week

5- Gotten Laid by a Nonfur (Half score, didn't really get past simple molesting as I was a tard xD)
1- ..Multiple times
3- Used a condom
1+ Kept the condom
3+ Fed it to your pet
1- Been in porn
2- ..Gotten paid for it
3- ..Get publicly asked if 'your that guy in that porn vid'

1- Drawn Bara
3- Drawn Landscape
1- Drawn lesbians
1+ Drawn anime
1- Taken an nonanatomy art class

5- Keep physically fit
1- Sleep before 3am
1- ..Three+ times a week.
1- Use deodorant
3- Two+ times a week
3- Shower 3+ times a week
2- Have a vocabulary wider then 300 words

Sexually Thought of-

1+ Kimahri FFX
1+ Red 13 FF7
1+ 1 Digimon
3+ 5+ digimon
1+ 1 Pokemon
3+ Pokemon
3+ A Popular fur
5+ ..That you have never actually met.
1+ A character in which you have drawn
1+ That belongs to you
1+ Does not belong to you
1+ Represents you.
3+ Disney character
5+ A food logo such as Chester Cheetah, Chuck E. Cheese, etc.
2+ Chrono Trigger's Frog
3- Humans
1+ a Family Member
5+ Cub
2+ Scat
1+ Watersport
1+ Tentacles

STEP 2# JUDGEMENT TIME

20- TO 35- = NONFUR
10- TO 20- = GOOD JOB!!
0 TO 10- = GET CHECKED YEARLY
0 TO 10 = DRIVE SAFELY
10+ TO 25 = WHOA THERE!!
25+ TO 35 = UH..
35+ = FURFAG ALERT!

STEP #3: POST YOUR RANKING AS YOUR JOURNAL TITLE!!
Honesty is a virtue. Do not lie to yourself.

33 points. Jesus christ someone shoot me now.

EDIT: After thinking, I remembered that I waited for about 20 minutes one year to talk with Susan Van Camp. WOO I'M SAVED! \o/