Fuck Jerry! ><

Tom doesn't deserve half the shit he has to put up with while chasing that God-forsaken mouse!

I admit; at least one-fourth of the show involves Tom chasing Jerry. And I don't have a problem with that, because that's the basis of the show. I'm talking Jerry's excessive and seemingly unnecessary trolling of Tom's life. No mouse's life is worth so much ridicule. Even when Tom tries to quit him (I blame having to watch "Brokeback Mountain" in my "Intro to Film" class last year for that phrase, lol), Jerry always finds a way to ruin his happiness, just to make him miserable again my enforcing him to chase him because there's no one else willing to waste their life satisfying his whorish need of attention!

And when it seems that Tom finally does have the upper hand on Jerry, he seems to get help from the most random circumstances; a bird, a duck, a muscle-bound cousin that can beat up cats in his sleep, a FAIRY GODMOTHER, a lion and an elephant! WHAT THE FUCK!!! ><

That goes for the random usage of chemicals and stuff as well. Does every house have mouse-convenient bottles of Jekyll/Hyde formula or invisible ink?! It just pisses me off how often they dick Tom out of a good thing by giving Jerry all of the advantages when he's CLEARLY capable of holding his own without all the plot armor.

I think the fairest episode I've seen was when Jerry pretended to be a white mouse to keep Jerry from chasing him without getting hassled by his owner (who isn't the Aunt Jemima wanna-be, lol). So he painted himself white to convince his owner that he was just jealous, and the episode ended with Tom dancing and stomping on Jerry enacting the vengeance he so rightfully deserved.

Finally; justice is served! XD

Don't get me wrong; I love the show. It was one of the first cartoons I watched as a kid, so I practically grew up on it. But because of that, I get to state my opinion on how whack it can get at the same time.

So yeah.

Fuck Jerry. ><