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Final Boss meme
15 years ago
Currently Playing: Resident Evil II (PSX)
Currently Reading: Vampire of New York, The (Lee Hunt)
Currently Reading: Vampire of New York, The (Lee Hunt)
Meme idea stolen from 
Kinpuppet
Alright, you're a final boss! Congratulations!
However, most GOOD final bosses have three things that make them memorable:
1.) Epic location!
2.) Pre-battle monologue!
3.) Unforgettable theme song!
If you're gonna be awesome, you'll need all of these. Please submit them below, and you're on your way to pissing off millions of wannabe heroes the world over!
Across the crumbling rooftops of a sprawling war-torn city, starting atop the tallest skyscraper.
A black-robed figure stands under an apocalyptic sky at the edge of the roof, presiding over the chaos taking place in the streets below, marveling at the events set into motion by his clawed gauntlet-clad hands. The echoes of the battles below are mere whispers of far-off firefights and occasional explosions, barely heard in the thin air atop the skyscraper. He chuckles darkly behind the orange metal of his goat-demon mask before addressing the would-be hero that has so rudely forced his way onto the secluded rooftop, not even bothering to turn and face him. "Such a glorious sight... Don't you think?"
Metal-enrobed fingers tented against eachother, he turns to face the hero confidently, his mask emotionless over his obvious mirth. "Right now, approximately half the city is enlightened, no longer the ignorant social cattle they used to be. They could function in society more intelligently than they used to, simply letting the world around them be a little better for themselves. However..."
He turns back to the edge of the roof, gazing down on the civil war tearing the streets apart. "... With elightenment comes a sense of duty, it seems, to bring others to the same elevated mental state! I didn't expect them to develop the hive mentality they seemed to all connect to. All the same, I didn't expect the Ignorant to be so militant about remaining stupid. It makes no sense..."
The demonic figure turns back to his guest angrily. "Why!? Why should the Ignorant desire ignorance?? Why do they disobey all behavioral science and try to bite the hand that feeds them?? I'll tell you why: It's a drug. Ignorance is a drug, and I am the cure."
The black robes vanish in a blast of flame, glowing embers of the material leaping away from the armored figure into the breeze, revealing his trump card: a full-body suit of armor! The skin-tight metal glints in the light of the bleeding sky, the plates shining with all of their colors: mirrored chrome, blazing orange, and pitch black with glowing yellow eyes. He crosses his arms and levitates off the ground powerfully, his head drooping slightly as he rises.
"Welcome to rehab."
Final Battle
Kinpuppet.::FINAL BOSS MEME::.Alright, you're a final boss! Congratulations!
However, most GOOD final bosses have three things that make them memorable:
1.) Epic location!
2.) Pre-battle monologue!
3.) Unforgettable theme song!
If you're gonna be awesome, you'll need all of these. Please submit them below, and you're on your way to pissing off millions of wannabe heroes the world over!
.::MY ENTRY::.-Location-Across the crumbling rooftops of a sprawling war-torn city, starting atop the tallest skyscraper.
-Monologue-A black-robed figure stands under an apocalyptic sky at the edge of the roof, presiding over the chaos taking place in the streets below, marveling at the events set into motion by his clawed gauntlet-clad hands. The echoes of the battles below are mere whispers of far-off firefights and occasional explosions, barely heard in the thin air atop the skyscraper. He chuckles darkly behind the orange metal of his goat-demon mask before addressing the would-be hero that has so rudely forced his way onto the secluded rooftop, not even bothering to turn and face him. "Such a glorious sight... Don't you think?"
Metal-enrobed fingers tented against eachother, he turns to face the hero confidently, his mask emotionless over his obvious mirth. "Right now, approximately half the city is enlightened, no longer the ignorant social cattle they used to be. They could function in society more intelligently than they used to, simply letting the world around them be a little better for themselves. However..."
He turns back to the edge of the roof, gazing down on the civil war tearing the streets apart. "... With elightenment comes a sense of duty, it seems, to bring others to the same elevated mental state! I didn't expect them to develop the hive mentality they seemed to all connect to. All the same, I didn't expect the Ignorant to be so militant about remaining stupid. It makes no sense..."
The demonic figure turns back to his guest angrily. "Why!? Why should the Ignorant desire ignorance?? Why do they disobey all behavioral science and try to bite the hand that feeds them?? I'll tell you why: It's a drug. Ignorance is a drug, and I am the cure."
The black robes vanish in a blast of flame, glowing embers of the material leaping away from the armored figure into the breeze, revealing his trump card: a full-body suit of armor! The skin-tight metal glints in the light of the bleeding sky, the plates shining with all of their colors: mirrored chrome, blazing orange, and pitch black with glowing yellow eyes. He crosses his arms and levitates off the ground powerfully, his head drooping slightly as he rises.
"Welcome to rehab."
-Theme song-Final Battle
The darkest, creepiest woods...in october...wolves in the background and creepy gnarled old trees bending over you rattling in the wind like skeletons. Oh, and those wolves are hungry.
MONOLOGUE:
WHY SO SERIOUS!
BATTLE MUSIC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
let the silly commence.
yoooo cannot survive make your time.