stolen from FA user Sublimate

goal: to tell a mix of equally plausible truths and lies about one self - and have people guess which is which

1) I'm 6'1.
2) I'm love working at an anvil
3) I once flooded parts of my school
4) I haven't driven a car in over two years
5) I aced my big highschool danish project
6) I've done over 700 pages worth of webcomic
7) I've been on national television, thrice - maybe more with reruns
8) I've shaken hands with Wise Beard Man

which is true, which is a lie... have fun