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I'm pregnant.... (April Fools)

15 years ago

In reality this world we live in is corrupt and twisted with no light...

.... and you're the father...

(EDIT)

xD this was fun but now its April 2nd so fun is over hope to do something better on April fools next year!

49 Comments

StaticLustDemons ~staticlustdemons

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

O^O

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

LOL

StaticLustDemons ~staticlustdemons

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

*runs away and denies any child of mine*

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

NO wait come back you should be proud to be the father of triplets!

StaticLustDemons ~staticlustdemons

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

EYARGH BLAH BLAH I'M A COMPLETE STRANGER YOU DO NOT KNOW MEH I NOT SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE.

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

but we made a video of the whole process of baby making and it has you speaking English! *Holds a copy of the original in hand*

StaticLustDemons ~staticlustdemons

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

.o.

*snatches the tape beaming it into the grand canyon*

-o-

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

That's only a copy! there are millions scattered throughout the universe and eight in each porno store!

StaticLustDemons ~staticlustdemons

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

O^O

*renews my passport to travel across the world to eliminate every porno store and copy of that video with LOVE POWAR*

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

I'm afraid it's now on the internet and it now has over 4.5 billion views....

StaticLustDemons ~staticlustdemons

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

it looks like i gotta...

ELIMINATE THE INTERNET.
and...
IT'S FOLLOWERS.

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Then that means you will have to kill yourself ... although its to late... everyone has watched it...

StaticLustDemons ~staticlustdemons

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

-^-

I guess...I'll just have to change my identity and name.

*removes all clothes now wearing a tuxedo and leaps in the moon*

SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON DA NA NAA!

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

LOL xD

HoshiKoji ~hoshikoji

15 years ago

YinFang ~ta-kun666

Enjoyer of all things BIG

15 years ago

Oh god I knew it! Why didn't i use that condom I had!? WHY!!??!?!?!?!

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

because it wouldn't have felt as good xP

YinFang ~ta-kun666

Enjoyer of all things BIG

15 years ago

hehehe yeah ^///^;

We better pick out names and everything!

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

How about.... Gabriel, Annalys, and Aurnion?

YinFang ~ta-kun666

Enjoyer of all things BIG

15 years ago

Hmmm sure thing ^^

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

YAY! *claps*

YinFang ~ta-kun666

Enjoyer of all things BIG

15 years ago

Now we set up the room ^^

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

The room is already ready :p

YinFang ~ta-kun666

Enjoyer of all things BIG

15 years ago

perfect~

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

now for the cloths!

YinFang ~ta-kun666

Enjoyer of all things BIG

15 years ago

Yes we must prepare!!

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

what say we get some baby shirts that say lil' devil on them xP

YinFang ~ta-kun666

Enjoyer of all things BIG

15 years ago

Yay~

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Angin_Jiwa ~anginjiwa

Watcher

15 years ago

O.O' b- but... I'm gay!
>///<
ho- how could that possibly work!!!?

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

I'm a guy...

Angin_Jiwa ~anginjiwa

Watcher

15 years ago

I know! Even if you were a girl, how could it work!?

Zoradain ~zoradain

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

well it is possible for a guy to get pregnant now with science... u see they take marrow from the bones and then make a sperm and an egg so that it will have both daddy DNA and then they put it in a woman.