A short piece of inspiration from me.
15 years ago
Your brain is for thinking.
Use it.
Your legs are for moving.
Use them.
Your Internet life isn't everything.
If it is,
you lose the game.
The Internet is not real, repeat THE INTERNET IS NOT FUCKING REAL. I'm probably going to be arguing the point with someone over this but thats fine.
THE INTERNET IS NOT SRS BUSINESS.
THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL.
THE INTERNET IS NOT FREE.
THE INTERNET IS NOT LIFE
No matter how much you'd want it to be.
You don't want to be a social reject? that's fine, welcome to the Internet rehab center for the e-institutionalized.
Step 1) Angst is not NOT COOL.
Step 2) You do not have to be part of one world or the other. HAVE A LIFE AND PLAY STEAM TOO.
Step 3) go out and do something that's not just a paycheck for the next broadband bill.
Step 4) STOP GIVING A SHIT. If every single thing someone says makes you feel bad, STOP LISTENING.
Step 5) ??????
Step 6) PROFIT! If you can successfully keep both worlds in check (VR and RL) and enjoy them both, YOU WIN AT LIFE!
And if you keep both worlds in check by default, then you are the right kind of person and had no need to read this.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have successfully completed the "stop whining about Internet drama" Rehab course!
By this point you'll all know I'm just shit stirring and taking the piss. If you got some life lessons out of what just spilled from my brain, then good for you.
I sincerely hope that this journal simply makes you go; "well, shit, this makes some sense. I'm going to look at things a little differently from now on."
Use it.
Your legs are for moving.
Use them.
Your Internet life isn't everything.
If it is,
you lose the game.
The Internet is not real, repeat THE INTERNET IS NOT FUCKING REAL. I'm probably going to be arguing the point with someone over this but thats fine.
THE INTERNET IS NOT SRS BUSINESS.
THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL.
THE INTERNET IS NOT FREE.
THE INTERNET IS NOT LIFE
No matter how much you'd want it to be.
You don't want to be a social reject? that's fine, welcome to the Internet rehab center for the e-institutionalized.
Step 1) Angst is not NOT COOL.
Step 2) You do not have to be part of one world or the other. HAVE A LIFE AND PLAY STEAM TOO.
Step 3) go out and do something that's not just a paycheck for the next broadband bill.
Step 4) STOP GIVING A SHIT. If every single thing someone says makes you feel bad, STOP LISTENING.
Step 5) ??????
Step 6) PROFIT! If you can successfully keep both worlds in check (VR and RL) and enjoy them both, YOU WIN AT LIFE!
And if you keep both worlds in check by default, then you are the right kind of person and had no need to read this.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have successfully completed the "stop whining about Internet drama" Rehab course!
By this point you'll all know I'm just shit stirring and taking the piss. If you got some life lessons out of what just spilled from my brain, then good for you.
I sincerely hope that this journal simply makes you go; "well, shit, this makes some sense. I'm going to look at things a little differently from now on."