Call me a troll if you want, but I'm going to piss and whine and bitch because this is pissing me off something chronic and I need to vent. WOLVES ARE NOT NEUTRAL. I play Minecraft, ok, and I like it. It eats all my time and I get to build shit. Virtual Lego with survivalist flare. Yay.

SO WHY THE BABY-FUCKING JESUS ARE THEY NEUTRAL UNTIL PROVOKED?!

They're supposed to be wolves right? Dogs attack when provoked. Wolves are killers. Not cuddly fucking toy poodles you carry around in handbag to wipe your arse with! Tamable? I can handle that, just not the method. giving them Fleshless dry bones? Tell me another because that's a fucking joke! wolves are meant to be outright hostile to all but their own, either fleeing or fighting as the situation dictates. Instead, they stand there while a very edible block person jumps all over them! They don't even howl at night!

Ok, I'm going back to Minecraft. I just noticed two wolves over the hill, and I'm going to go set them on fire.