Shtolen from Ace xP
15 years ago
If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
+++
[ ] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[ ] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[] made yourself throw up
[] woken up in someone elses bed
[x] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[x] went to an AA meeting (parents... XD)
Total: 5
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[x] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of "rolled joints with the pages"
[ ] been to rehab
Total:9
[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[] did porn
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you (XD i called on myself for some reason, also another long story lol)
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 14
[x] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[x] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[x] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist (is currently seeing one xP)
Total:21
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single (-points at Fulgur-)
[] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[ ] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked (omg so much fun XD)
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 26 >.>
[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw pickles on the drive thru window after saying no pickles!!!
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[x] ran away from home (sorta... Another long story)
[x] egged a house
[x] forked someones yard
Total: 33 o.o <.<
[x] set something on fire
[x] ran from police
[x] gotten away ( omg what a story)
[x] cheated on a test (i don't cheat... I compare other peoples answers with the ones I'm about to write)
[x] stolen money from someone
[] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[] had sex with the same gender
[] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[ ] left with less than you started with
Total: 41 (ok ummm....)
[ ] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[x] driven more than 12 hours straight
[ ] joined a larp club to just beat on nerds
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[x] bumped into someones car and left
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 46 (stop reading please xP)
[ ] seen someone die
[] been in a car accident
[ ] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[ ] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Ok so 47... Not horrible lol... Ask me bout some of the stories I mentioned I might just tell ya xP

Ace_Sohrten
~acesohrten
XD DUDE!!!!